AWW SCREW YOU MICHAEL PHELPS

December 11, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Michael Phelps was heading through LAX yesterday to catch a flight home, when a total stranger, that hot Asian chick with the big tits, started following him around. Which is annoying because hot Asian chicks with big tits is my thing. Even though I'm white, Im real open minded like that. So she should be following me around the airport, is my point. I didn’t win 8 gold medals in the Olympics, but I did win several homeroom spelling bees when I was a boy, and according to a survey of my grandparents, I'm cute as the dickens. So call me baby, let's see what we can work out.

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