Michael Phelps was heading through LAX yesterday to catch a flight home, when a total stranger, that hot Asian chick with the big tits, started following him around. Which is annoying because hot Asian chicks with big tits is my thing. Even though I'm white, Im real open minded like that. So she should be following me around the airport, is my point. I didn’t win 8 gold medals in the Olympics, but I did win several homeroom spelling bees when I was a boy, and according to a survey of my grandparents, I'm cute as the dickens. So call me baby, let's see what we can work out.
(picture source = splash news)
FUCK.
TITS.
How do you say 69 in chinese? TuKanChew.
asians with big tits are one of the greatest things in the world…
this one's gotta a busted grill though
He could wrap his butt cheeks around my face and fart a few times, I would not mind.
It warms my heart to know that a man with low-grade mental retardation can still be so universally successful! Only in aMERKUH, my dear friends! As for the oriental, I shall inject pure anger into her heaving tits!
Five words: Asia and Tia Carrera sandwich
HOPE SHE LIKE MARBLE MOUTH BREATHERS
Phelps looks like he should be riding the short bus. 8 medals doesn't make up for the mongoloid look.
She could do better…..
…….after all….I also eat 46,000 calories per day.
would that make Miss Asia a gold(medal)digger?
(P)Rick, bravo sir, bravo.
What laboratory do they build chicks like that in? I'd like to order me a 6 foot 2 European with a really long tongue and an 8-incher
"She could do better…..
…….after all….I also eat 46,000 calories per day."
Obs, only 46K? You must be dieting for the holiday party season…I'll slow down once I get to about 65K…a man's got to have a goal…
Never drunk text while listening to Neil Diamond. Just saying.
want
Phelps looks like he should be riding the short bus. 8 medals doesn't make up for the mongoloid look.
He is definitely rockin' that extra 21st chromosome
8 gold medals apparently equals 2 big ole titties.
Good to have you back real Paleo
Fuck the medals, she wants a pearl necklace.