Doing absolutely anything over the holidays goes against my inherent sense of laziness, so I truly had no idea that Britney was in Europe this weekend as part of her comeback tour. She was on the Star Academy (I have no idea what that is), the Bambi Awards (I have no idea what that is but it sounds like porn awards) and Simon Cowells show "X Factor". Suffice to say her performances did anything but help. The Daily Mail says…
Britney Spears left behind a trail of disappointed fans as she headed for New York yesterday after a 24-hour visit to London. The singer kept herself hidden behind oversized sunglasses and a fedora hat as she touched down at JFK after her whistlestop tour to the UK fell short of expectation. Such was the anticipation over her guest appearance on the X Factor that it attracted the series's highest audience of 12.8million. But many were less than impressed that she performed for only four minutes on her British comeback - and didn't even sing. She mimed to her new hit Womanizer on the ITV show on Saturday night, apparently because she wanted to concentrate fully on her dance routine. Miss Spears was said to have feared that trying to sing and dance at the same time would prove too much for her.
I really didn’t think her Star Academy thing was that bad. Her stage show at least has a distinct look to it. In Britney’s defense, she had to go out there and sing and dance, and that’s not really her thing. I’m not entirely sure what her thing is, but I know it's not that. Also they put her in 6 inch heels. Every step she took was so deliberate and slow, it was like Indiana Jones trying to spell out "Jehovah" in "Last Crusade". She moved around the stage like someone put a bear in skates and a top hat and then just pushed it out there.
Classifying what she does as "music" or "singing" is a joke. Why the fuck anyone is interested in her performing is beyond me. I would just watch in the hopes that she does an epic face plant or a giant spotlight falls on her head.
Eh, nothing new, COCK. This woman bores me.
"The Violation of Britney Spears" dvd cant be far off now. Just saying…..
"She moved around the stage like someone put a bear in skates and a top hat and then just pushed it out there."
I'd have much rather seen the bear…but at least K-F(atH)e(a)d has still kept a low profile…
I'D violate her, Rem. Most likely with a gardening instrument… I wouldn't want to shove my prick inside her. I'd feel too dirty…
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!
Just kidding. Carry on.
Dymac, good to see you, mon ami. How was your weekend?
Comme ci comme ca. No buggering, of note. (Unless buggering one’s self counts.)
If you can bugger yourself, I would say its of note. You have a great career ahead of you in porn dymac
Let me get the translator out. To quote Inigo Montoya, “I do not think it means what you think it means.”
As long as I didnt kill your father, I think I'll be fine….
That would be a tremendous skill, Dymac. My mentula is not that long. I once had a Danish woman shove a spatula into my arsehole, I didn't like it.
Haha, Rem! Bon Mot! I've just spunked!
mony, that's very understandable.
and why do we get 2 britney posts?? have we been bad?
The handle or the working end, Mony? I've got one at home with a shapely handle……
"Star Academy" is a French reality TV show which is more or less a mix between American Idol (which also exists in France and is translated "La Nouvelle Star") and Big Brother, i.e. dorks and bitches in an "Academy", filmed 24/7, and learning how to become the next crappy marketing product whose "songs" will be broadcast 24/7 on crappy radios. I know, that's lots of crap.
Half of France is drooling in front of this stupidity every day, and Friday night is "la big night" where stars from all over the world (…) come to "sing with the students". No need to say that neither Britney, nor Madonna (who came at the Star Academy last year, but I don't care to remember that) sang with the students. Only the has-been French singers do. And maybe me if I had accepter their invitation!
A well used shapely handle I'll wager…
from bratney to gay porn in 17 posts, I'm impressed.
I’ll let one of them slide, grub, as there’s a reference to 6 inch heels. It coulda been Dennis Rodman in a pair of 6 inch heels, and I’d give it a pass.
"The handle or the working end, Mony? I've got one at home with a shapely handle……"
Thank God for ergonomic design…my wife gave me a broom with such a design…now I can sweep up as I walk around the apartment…she's so considerate…