Exactly one year ago today there was a story on here about Britney shoplifting a lighter from a gas station. It was like the fourth thing she had stolen in a few weeks. She was a drunken menace to society and, even worse, fat and unattractive. Just 12 months later, she looks fantastic and it’s safe to say things have turned around. E! says…
For the first time in more than five years, Britney topped the Billboard 200. Her new album Circus sold more than half a million copies for the week ended Sunday.
This gives Spears the second-biggest female bow of the year, topping debut weeks by Mariah Carey, Miley Cyrus, Madonna, Janet Jackson and Beyoncé and only trailing Taylor Swift. Once the final retail receipts are counted, the album should claim the seventh-biggest bow of 2008.
Back in October, Britney set the stage for her comeback when "Womanizer" became her first Hot 100 chart-topper since "…Baby One More Time" a decade ago.
Obviously the turning point was when Britney turned her life over to manager Larry Rudolph. Also when the kid behind the counter explained that you can't add bacon to the meatball sub because we don’t even have meatball subs, this is a bank, and even if we did that would be gross. And then Britney fired back, "you lissen’a’me sassmouth, I'm Britney Spears, if I tell you to get me a meatball sub, I ‘spect you to do it!" The kid never did do it, and as she drove away Britney realized she could run away from this bank, but she could never run away from her self.
….finally!
Had to be Britney didn't it?
Freud.
<==== Heed my bulletin board advise
Here's an anal story for ya, Slappy.
Last spring I'm fucking this chick from behind.
She says, 'Fuck my ass.'
I say, 'What?' but it was the, 'I didn't hear what you said' what not the 'OMG! OMG! OMG! Did you just ask for anal?' what.
She thinks it's the latter so she says, 'It's cool. I don't have to shit'.
A lesson for the young lads: If a chick asks for anal the first time you fuck her she's nasty. If she knows the mechanics and when not to, she's a skank which is not automatically a bad thing but in this case it was. *Shudder*
I'm going to oblige, right, so I lean down a bit and, uh, spit in her crack, for lack of a better word.
And chick kinda leans up and looks back at me and says, 'Holy fuck! Did you just spit on me?'
So if I understand this correctly, the guy you met earlier tonight that's fucking you bareback that you just requested anal from isn't allowed to spit on you.
Makes perfect sense.
That's all. Just something that makes me laugh when I think about it.
We're supposed to save that for the last week of the year, Slaappy?
this sluts got sum chompers huh
she's a skank which is not automatically a bad thing but in this case it was. *Shudder*
So, you're on Valtrex now, WhoD?
I eat Valtrex like Tic Tacs
I think I will share your TAIL with the family this holiday
WhoDoo did you ask for a second date? Polly I know you can wait
I'd like to see Britney bow to Mariah Carey, Miley Cyrus, Janet Jackson and Beyoncé. Wait, can I get arrested for saying Miley Cyrus?
I'd also like to see Taylor Swift's "trail."
FYI Don't try anal after thanksgiving dinner too..
WhoD-great story. She's probably of the same clan who wipe down the handles on the shopping carts but don't wash their hands when they leave the WC.
I had a good girl once that would juice fast for 48 hours and get a colonic when she was craving the dark side.
A good girl'll do that.
Daddy likey dropping a load in britney's browneye.
If she says "I'll just tuck it back, no big deal", it is a big deal…..
What's anal?
Am I the only one that preferred bald, feral Britney?
DB, that's nasty.
No you're not.
I like's 'em mean and crazy.
Rich doesn't hurt, neither.