12.19.2008 DONT MESS WITH POSH

David Beckham will arrive in Italy tomorrow to begin a three-month stint playing for international soccer powerhouse AC Milan.  Normally a huge wave of interviews would go along with something like this, and while Beckham will do hundreds of the things, he won't be doing a one-on-one with Ilaria D'Amico, aka, "Italys Sexiest Sports Presenter".  Not as long as Posh is calling the shots.  The Daily Mail says…

Victoria Beckham has laid down the law and refused Italy's sexiest sports presenter permission to interview her husband, it has been claimed.
David and Victoria are due to arrive in Milan tomorrow where he will be officially unveiled as AC Milan's new three month loan signing from team LA Galaxy.
And the Italian media are reporting that Victoria has drawn the line at Sky Sports presenter Ilaria D'Amico interviewing husband David Beckham as part of his unveiling to the public.
Officials had wanted the brunette beauty to interview the former Manchester United star as part of a special on the couple on Saturday evening but instead it will be a straight forward press conference.

It’s not easy to find pictures of this girl, but that’s her below.  Combine her hotness with the rumor that David slept with their nanny (this topless woman here), and it's easy to see why Posh is on guard.  It reminds me of a saying we have down south: Fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice, and I will beat your ass.  What is your deal, man!


(151) Comments

  1. Death to Finkle! 12/19/2008 10:26

    I'm on the case.  I shall find the hacker.

  2. WhoDeaux 12/19/2008 10:26

    You are in the fucking stratosphere of chug-hole when your wife - fucking Posh - is worried about you hitting stray kitty.

    I'm humbled.

  3. Pauly Dangerously 12/19/2008 10:31

    That'sa spicey meat-a-ball!

  4. ham sandwich 12/19/2008 10:32

    Well that…that's just fine.

  5. Death to Finkle! 12/19/2008 10:33

    That's a pretty risque Froot Loops commercial she's doing in the last 4 pics. 

    What's that?  You mean that thing with the honking schnoz is not Toucan Sam?

  6. Pauly Dangerously 12/19/2008 10:35

    She has a nice fart-box and/or turd-cutter.

     

    Depends on what side of the Mississip you're on.

  7. snatch 12/19/2008 10:35

    that bottle in pic one is almost perfectly placed, no?

  8. The Fried Man 12/19/2008 10:37

    If I was Posh I wouldn't let Beckham near her either, she's a lot hotter then Posh and her little dikey haircut.

  9. WhoDeaux 12/19/2008 10:38

    I always forget…do we count the banner pic as Pic #1 or is the first one in the row Pic #1.

    And is it 1-2-3-Go or 1-2 and go on 3?

  10. scum 12/19/2008 10:39

    No nosh on Posh.

  11. Long_Duk_Dong 12/19/2008 10:42

    I'd like to feed her my linguine

  12. djtechsys 12/19/2008 10:42

    i'd fuck both of these women in the mouth and brag about it, scout's honor!

  13. girls are stupid 12/19/2008 10:43

    She won't let her interview him because she's jealous of her fingers. Posh wants them for herself, they'd make good legs.

  14. SuperB 12/19/2008 10:43

    wooohoo  and we have ASS!

  15. Death to Finkle! 12/19/2008 10:43

    Banner pic is banner pic.  First one in the row is Pic#1.  1-2-3-Go.  Always.  And yellow in front, brown in back.

  16. Fussy Bitch 12/19/2008 10:43

    wait for it…..

    Bitch needs to eat a SANDWICH!

     That other chick " Italys Sexiest Sports Presenter" - Que Bella, muy tasty!

  17. DB's Treasure 12/19/2008 10:44

    I'd drop Posh for a piece of that Italian ass in a fucking heart beat. I don't blame her for chaining Beckhem away from her. 

  18. Long_Duk_Dong 12/19/2008 10:44

    pan the camera…pan the camera….lower, lower….we've got bush…we've got bush

  19. DB's Treasure 12/19/2008 10:45

    Did that rollerblader piss his pants?

  20. dirtydiane1 12/19/2008 10:45

    i bet she spits so the calories in becks' semen don't throw off her diet.

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