12.11.2008 DOUTZEN KROES ISNT REALLY A NURSE

Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes (above) and Raquel Zimmermann (below, although I have no idea who that is) are naked in this months V magazine, in a shoot that recreates how 15-year-old boys see the world.  In fact if they got the senior cheerleaders to kiss topless this would pretty much be my freshmen year Trapper Keeper come to life.


(122) Comments

  1. Lightdragon 12/11/2008 06:27

    wow

  2. RemSteale 12/11/2008 06:28

    Hominah, hominah, hominah!!

  3. ohmwrecker 12/11/2008 06:28

    Hello, nurse!

  4. moby 12/11/2008 06:29

    thigh highs….ahhhhhhhh, so nice….in fact thigh highs and boy shorts are the two greatest clothing inventions EVER…

  5. mephistopheles jefferson 12/11/2008 06:31

    I'm gonna vote "Thanks, but no thanks" on this one.  Back to real porn…

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 12/11/2008 06:32

    "in a shoot that recreates how 15-year-old boys see the world"

    Since that is how I still see the world, I guess this means I'll be carded next time I try to buy booze and smokes…

  7. Terrence Maddox 12/11/2008 06:33

    Good start to the day. I'm pretty sure the posts are only going downhill from here.

     

    She may not be a real nurse, but my cock doesn't know the difference.

  8. Mac-Daddy 12/11/2008 06:37

    You know you are watching too much porn, if a genuinly attractive woman nakid, doesn't do much for you.

    However, with that said….these pics are indeed…BORING!

  9. ham sandwich 12/11/2008 06:38

    Next thing you tell me is that guy I met in the alley wasn't really a doctor. He sure knew his way around the colon area though.

  10. Slaappy got fingerbanged 12/11/2008 06:40

    Blondie induces a nah for anyone over 20, 30 40

     

    there we go

  11. grubber 12/11/2008 06:40

    I just love this. seems I got here right on time!

  12. Rick (with a silent P) 12/11/2008 06:42

    "Next thing you tell me is that guy I met in the alley wasn't really a doctor. He sure knew his way around the colon area though."

    ham, you met Mr. Cruise and didn't get his autograph??

  13. grubber 12/11/2008 06:43

    I like doutzen waymore than the other girl. she also has better tits, by far.

    did I mention that I called dibs on any dutch model appearing in this site?

    no way these are boring. fuck work, I'm busy

  14. ohmwrecker 12/11/2008 06:43

    Ham knows where Tom's Blackberry is.

  15. ham sandwich 12/11/2008 06:44

    ham, you met Mr. Cruise and didn't get his autograph??

    I did feel a sharp pen type device on the one lower cheek.

  16. grubber 12/11/2008 06:44

    hehe rick..

    did anybody look at the clothed pics?

     

     

     

     

    how were they?

  17. POOLMAN 12/11/2008 06:48

    This is so funny, I just had my annual physical this morning and I had a very cute nurse

  18. DB's Treasure 12/11/2008 06:50

    POOLMAN, I had a physical once by a cute female nurse, but the problem was it was, uh….aHEM!….really cold in there.

     

    …no, seriously 

  19. pepper 12/11/2008 06:50

    I will repeat what our Obama lover wrote:

     

    I'm gonna vote "Thanks, but no thanks" on this one.  Back to real porn…

  20. POOLMAN 12/11/2008 06:51

    I was nice and warm in the office today

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