I sat here and wrote some super long rambling nonsense about how the Grammys suck and are pointless then I remembered I'm an idiot who can barely read or write and no one gives a shit what I think. So whatever. I will say it's completely fitting that their trophy is of a phonograph because that’s an 800-year-old dinosaur just like the voters. There's no GD way anyone but them thinks Robert Plant and The Eagles should be on a list about the best new music of 2008. Robert Plant wouldn’t be on my list of 2008’s 100 Best Robert Plants. But whatever. After the cut are this years noms. Here's a helpful primer: the Jonas Brothers got nominated and Young Jeezy and the Dandy Warhols did not. Do you see now why I mock you, Grammys?
Why was there a fuckin show for what should have been a press release?
Also, after the show - TITS! High def Victoria's Secret TITS AND ASS!
There's nothing more retarded than giving out awards for something so supremely subjective and personal as music.
If someone put a gun to my head and said I had to watch either the Grammy's or a kitten getting tortured, I would watch the kitten torture.
Shit I missed it!
Lil' Wayne for Mayor of NY.
Luckily…..I only listen to talk radio nowadays.
Yesterday I dicovered that my CD player no longer works…..it could have been broken for months.
The best music today is found in the clips that launch on the Myspace pages of Emo boys.
Consider this: Grammys are many times career killers so maybe they will work their magic on those Jonas boys
My favorite music on the start of my teleconference calls just before everyone dials on ….. slow jazz. I think they should switch it to Viking Metal.
All of these artists are terrible. If Kayne West wins anything I am going to go poison his malt liquor.
The Grammy's don't mean shit cuz Kuntye West ain't nominated!
I would pay good money to get those fucking Jonas fags hacked
What is a young jeezy?
This was on? Hmm, I must REALLY not give a shit about this stuff to not even realize that they were on. Mariah Carey is fuckin hot. Fuck the haters.
So we can look forward to another "Kanye's a whiny bitch" thread after Coldplay wins?
Isn't Adele a penguin?
Geek, it's ebonics for n_gger rich.
I'll be enjoying my ban.
So he be flossin…. (did my whiteness say that right?)
You mean Pariah Carey, DB?
Too bad she fucked up her vocal cords and sings like a Wheaten who's had a hole poked in its voicebox.
I caught the end of the Vickie's show…only reason to watch was to see Heidi Klum rock the runway, giving the proverbial finger to all those other models, with her mother of 3 rockin' body.
Man….. How many people does it take to write one song????!!!!)
"American Boy," William Adams, Keith Harris, Josh Lopez, Caleb Speir, John Stephens, Estelle Swaray & Kanye West, songwriters (Estelle featuring Kanye West)
Phil collins wrote his songs alone….. Sussudio
Although Jason Mraz? Yeah..the only reason I would kick him out of bed is to fuck him on the floor!