HALLE BERRY MAKES MOVIES WAY BETTER

By brendon December 17, 2008 @ 5:01 AM

"Frankie and Alice" is, according to IMDb, "a drama centered on a young woman (Berry) with multiple personality disorder who struggles to remain her true self and not give in to her racist alter-personality".  So when the director saw that he was shackled with this boring, dumb ass concept for a movie, he had to find a way to make it interesting, to get asses in the seats, so to speak.  He thought long and hard.  Then, one day … he had an idea.  "A-ha", he said. "I’ve got it!"

(picture source = bauer griffin)



(163) Comments

  1. Perry 12/17/2008 05:21

    Nice.

  2. RemSteale 12/17/2008 05:25

    Tits will sell anything, just look at "Swordfish"

  3. pepper 12/17/2008 05:35

    Not nice at all, her tits are going south!

    eeeewwwwwwwww! 

  4. Fussy's Tit 12/17/2008 05:38

    I'd rub nipples with her.

    The message paid for by the Fussy's Tit Committee for Naked Areolas.

  5. grubber 12/17/2008 05:39

    she gained a few pounds, or am I mistaken?

    it might just be the wine I had with the christmas-lunch.. 

  6. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 12/17/2008 05:48

    Thanks for the boobies…. you ungrateful people. Hooray for boobies. 

  7. Long_Duk_Dong 12/17/2008 05:49

    what the fuck happened to her

  8. Long_Duk_Dong 12/17/2008 05:49

    she looks like she should be bareback on a zebra with a bone through her nose

  9. Mac-Daddy 12/17/2008 05:50

    some people just look better with cloths on.

    I got my fix of Holly's Berry's (see what I did there?) with Swordfish!

    This overall look, makes her look like some cracked out homeless bitch!

  10. moby 12/17/2008 05:51

    i wear that same EXACT outfit to church

  11. RemSteale 12/17/2008 05:51

    makes her look like some cracked out homeless bitch

    Maybe thats what her "racist alter-personality" is Mac

  12. moby 12/17/2008 05:51

    and rem, i believe she got 250K per titty extra for swordfish…i'd show skinned back cock to a high school sex ed class for $50

  13. Terrence Maddox 12/17/2008 05:52

    Side boob AND nipple!

    Today might be a great day.

  14. RemSteale 12/17/2008 05:53

    500k to show boobs, wonder what she charges to suck them???

  15. DB's Treasure 12/17/2008 05:56

    "You like that side boob? Well ya shouldn't. Cause that's MY side boob."

  16. PollyAnn 12/17/2008 05:58

    Just ask Billy Bob, Rem.

  17. RemSteale 12/17/2008 05:59

    "Look at THAT side boob
    … check out THIS side boob
    ….how about THAT side boob?

    … does that turn you on? it shouldn't … cuz that's MY side boob" Family Guy is definitely somewhere between hilarious and disturbing at times 

  18. PollyAnn 12/17/2008 06:02

    Boobs and bj's are always a good way to start the day. But B posting this early concerns me for the rest of the day.

  19. RemSteale 12/17/2008 06:03

    BJ's? Where??

  20. PollyAnn 12/17/2008 06:03

    Sorry, that was earlier.

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