12.08.2008 HERMIONE WILL GET NAKED

The snooty London Times had an article with 18-year-old Emma Watson in their Sunday edition, and even though most of it is a bunch of faggity yacht-club nonsense about university and helping others, they finally get down to business and ask when we'll get to see her naked.

So in 20 years’ time, I can quite easily see her being a brilliant lawyer or civil servant — in a good way, of course — and perhaps she sees it too. “I have enough to hold me together without fame,” she says. “I have a really supportive family and a full life away from Harry Potter. It’s unlikely that I’ll be part of anything this big ever again, so I need to deal with that. I’m not going to take a job just because, shit, I’m not doing anything else.” She still loves acting, naturally — she would even, steady chaps, go nude. “Yes,” she says. “For Bernardo Bertolucci. It . . . depends. I’m not getting my kit off any time soon, but it is part of my job.”

I get the feeling her body isn’t so great (great = skinny with big tits) so the only way this would be rewarding is if she got naked as Hermione.  I don’t know why Bertlucci would make a movie about that, or who Bertolucci is, but people can be surprisingly motivated when the poison starts to kick in.



(60) Comments

  1. grubber 12/08/2008 07:26

    wow.

    I'd hit it. 

  2. Dr. Gonzo 12/08/2008 07:28

    I have a few screenplays i'm working on.

     Call me…

  3. DB's Treasure 12/08/2008 07:29

    Okay, so I can stop feeling guilty about jerkin my gerkin to her in Harry Potter?…..the first one?

  4. Slaappy got fingerbanged 12/08/2008 07:30

    Pedo bear cannot wait that long!

  5. Observer 12/08/2008 07:30

    The Family Channel had Harry Potter weekend thisover the past few days…..

    …..so I'm in.

  6. grubber 12/08/2008 07:32

    DB, don't do that. please. take it away..

  7. Observer 12/08/2008 07:32

    She better get this done fast…..I think the last installment isdue out in a year or too.

     

    I hope she doesn't go baldy……just a neat little trim……

    …………maybe landing strip with a few taxiways to the sides.

  8. Topper (Harry) Harley 12/08/2008 07:33

    I have a feeling that we're all in for a big disappointment.

  9. Topper (Harry) Harley 12/08/2008 07:34

    I hope she doesn't go baldy……just a neat little trim……

    …………maybe landing strip with a few taxiways to the sides.

     Four words Ob:

    Hogwart's coat of arms.

  10. Terrence Maddox 12/08/2008 07:35

    I've heard the reason the British have such bad teeth is because they spend all their time grooming their pubes. Naked she probably looks like Sienna Miller before half of Hollywood started wearing her.

  11. JC 12/08/2008 07:35

    She and Maria Menounos (see right side) took some lezzie pics, but it's doubtful I'll share them.

  12. Observer 12/08/2008 07:35

    Topper…..

    ….you are correct…….she'll be less than Kate Beckinsale …..not that there's anything wrong with Kate Beckinsale that subtracting a decade wouldn't fix.

  13. gregg 12/08/2008 07:37

    she should take my kit off first.

  14. Observer 12/08/2008 07:37

    Topper:

    Hogwart's coat of arms. 

    I will confess……the term "Hog Warts"……is a bit off-putting.

  15. MA5Bergey 12/08/2008 07:38

    Bernardo Bertolucci = The director of "The Conformist" and "The Dreamers."  Other than that I dunno.  The Conformist sucks but The Dreamers… oh, if you haven't seen that, you owe it to yourself.  Eva Green may be Vespyr Lynd, but in that movie she shows Pussy Galore.

  16. BurnPianoBurn 12/08/2008 07:42

    honestly, who is this dumb bitch anyways? I'd rather see the girl next to her in that picture naked. 

    I can say I find this emma chick to make my boner go away because she looks like she's 14.

  17. POOLMAN 12/08/2008 07:42

    I have a magic wand for her to cast some spells with, it even emits forth a magical elixer

  18. DB's Treasure 12/08/2008 07:44

    "So in 20 years’ time, I can quite easily see her being a brilliant lawyer or civil servant"

    Does this mean I gotta stash my kiddy porn in a more secure location?  

  19. DB's Treasure 12/08/2008 07:46

    I can say I find this emma chick to make my boner stiffen because she looks like she's 14.

  20. ham sandwich 12/08/2008 07:46

    meh

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