12.22.2008 HOT MILF ACTION!!!

Stephanie Seymour was one of the world’s biggest supermodels just a few years ago, but now she has a family and kids and she just kind of hangs out.  Like she did this weekend in St Barts.  I forgot she even had kids.  She’s supposed to be a real pain in the ass, so this is proof that if you’re beautiful with big tits, you could stab a guy in the neck with rusty screwdriver and he’d still hang out in hopes he could throw a shot in you.  These pictures are okay, I guess, but a bikini would have been nicer, and needless to say her kids kind of ruin it.  According to my plea agreement, I’m really not supposed to masturbate to pictures with little kids in them. 

(picture source = splash)




(61) Comments

  1. ham sandwich 12/22/2008 09:43

    Me likey! Seriously, that's pretty darn good.

  2. Cloak 12/22/2008 09:44

    Nice rack. That's the sort of xmas present we need.

  3. Rick (with a silent P) 12/22/2008 09:45

    Thank you, posting dude…you gaveth us Crackhouse…but this taketh the beast away…

  4. DB's Treasure 12/22/2008 09:46

    I'd drink her bath water. 

  5. snatch 12/22/2008 09:48

    Axl Rose ruined her or vice versa

  6. LoRider 12/22/2008 09:49

    Axl's career dried up and blew away - her tits are still here.

    RideLo

  7. AdrianMoss 12/22/2008 09:49

    Not bad for an old broad, I'd hit & steal her social security checks

  8. DB's Treasure 12/22/2008 09:51

    Can you imagine the head she'd give once she took out her false teeth???

  9. Good Grief 12/22/2008 09:51

    I used to work in a swimming pool. You would be surprised at how many women come to swim with their spiders legs/clock springs crawling their way out of the sides of their swimming costume. It didn't matter the age either. There was always some bush action to be viewed…whether you liked it or not.

  10. Otis Fenchlark 12/22/2008 09:52

    her ass still looks tremendous

     

  11. Topper (Harry) Harley 12/22/2008 09:54

    I'd nut in her hair in an airplane bathroom.

  12. el_jefe_tx 12/22/2008 09:55

    She's no mermaid, but she's much more pleasant on the eyes than the Kraken from the previous post.

     What other creatures are going to emerge from the sea today?

  13. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 12/22/2008 09:56

    Topp I would probably do it if she were in an aisle seat that's the way I roll…

  14. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 12/22/2008 09:56

    I would give her the November Rain treatment…

     

  15. dirtydiane1 12/22/2008 09:58

    Lisa Rinna is not > or even = Stephanie Seymour

  16. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 12/22/2008 09:59

    DD what in the name of Sam Hallis your AVI. Is it you with your hand on your head?

     

  17. Topper (Harry) Harley 12/22/2008 10:01

    She appears to be resting her forehead in her palm?

  18. Tito's Abdomen 12/22/2008 10:01

    Pic 6 looks like somebody just … well, you know.

  19. dirtydiane1 12/22/2008 10:02

    Yes, my hair's all falling down over my face. 

  20. Demon Spawn 12/22/2008 10:04

    The last time I jizzed on an ass it never looked sand colored. Hmm…

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