12.23.2008 I HEART LILY ALLEN, PART 16

You could definitely definitely definitely make the argument that Lily Allen doesn’t have the body to walk the beach topless, but god bless her because she’s doing it anyway.  Its things like this that make her so cool.  Uppity bitches like Beyonce are so full of themselves they cant even go to starbucks without sending out two decoy cars, yet here’s Lily, all like BAM.

(these pictures are from todays Sun, so theyre really small.  I'll update with better when they show up)




(65) Comments

  1. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 12/23/2008 06:55

    Yeah I guess.

  2. Count Chocula 12/23/2008 06:55

    Obama's boobs are bigger

  3. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 12/23/2008 06:55

    I have actually had better… but yeah I would.

  4. Tito's Abdomen 12/23/2008 06:59

    Tits of a 10year old, ass of my grandmother, face of an elephant.

    She ought to be in "speciality" porn.

  5. mephistopheles jefferson 12/23/2008 07:01

    Ugly, ugly tits.  I get more pleasure looking at burn victims. 

  6. ham sandwich 12/23/2008 07:04

    I did NOT come into work today to see this.

  7. SuperB 12/23/2008 07:05

    I don't know what it is about this bitch, I just love her.

  8. Harenmahkeester 12/23/2008 07:08

    I'd make sure she gets her money's worth…

  9. DB's Treasure 12/23/2008 07:11

    I'd release my hounds all over this broad's hips and ass. I think her boobs are quite nice. They can fit nicely in my hands. 

  10. DocTroy 12/23/2008 07:11

    I don't know what it is about this bitch, I just love her.

     

    whaaaaaaaaa?

  11. SuperB 12/23/2008 07:15

    DocT- its like she is not hot, just average but has that "fuck you I don't care if you think im hot, I do" thing going on.

    That kinda does it for me…yeah…I don't know…

  12. Pauly Dangerously 12/23/2008 07:17

    They look like my little sister's tits….

     

     

     

    Wait…..WHAT??!

  13. leftnutofjesus 12/23/2008 07:18

    I would splinter the wood off that fucking chair when I shot off in her ass.

  14. DB's Treasure 12/23/2008 07:18

    Pauly, pics or it never happened.

     

    Just so we're clear I am asking you to take a pic of your sister's ample breasts.  

  15. ohmwrecker 12/23/2008 07:20

    She is built like a tyrannosaur.

  16. leftnutofjesus 12/23/2008 07:20

    Nothing wrong with knowing what your sister's tits look like.  Somebody ought to be able to identify them when they're fedexed with a note. Or that's what you tell someone that catches you sucking on your sister's tits.  and be serious about it.  sell it goddamn.

  17. DB's Treasure 12/23/2008 07:22

    "She is built like a tyrannosaur."

     

    Then call me Dr. Grant, cause I wanna get up in her bones. 

  18. leftnutofjesus 12/23/2008 07:23

    more like a raptor with a tight, wet pussy ohm.

    i'd stretch it out like silly putty on a  summer day.

  19. leftnutofjesus 12/23/2008 07:24

    call me stretch armstrong motherfuckers.  and throw her ole baggedy ass bitch of a mother over here to….i'll feed the dog some sausage.

  20. leftnutofjesus 12/23/2008 07:25

    too. 

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