12.02.2008 I SHOULD BUY MORE CAMPARI

The 2009 Campari calendar has been leaked online, and this year Jessica Alba follows in the sexy footsteps of Eva Mendes and Selma Hayek.  The theme of this year’s calendar is: Things That Are Boner Inducing.  Oh my god, look, they did it!

(UPDATE - k, heres the rapidshare with all 12 in UUHQ.  i haven’t tried it yet but it should work.  email me if it doesn’t or it breaks.  im probably way too lazy to do anything if it does, but just think of all that hot emailing action!)




(239) Comments

  1. scum 12/02/2008 13:42

    Lame.

  2. succotash 12/02/2008 13:43

    What the hell is Compari?

  3. flapjack 12/02/2008 13:43

    It's CAMPARI! Dumbass.

  4. Just the Tip 12/02/2008 13:44

    These suck.  Alba's gotta be a fucking huge prude.  At least the other two's were hot.

  5. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 12/02/2008 13:45

    Know what would make these pictures better?  If she was naked.  Sheesh, I'd even settle for a bikini. What the fuck is this 1958?  I feel like I should be going to confession after I jerk off to them or something.

  6. Slaappy got fingerbanged 12/02/2008 13:46

    ßöiñg goes the weiner!

  7. scum 12/02/2008 13:46

    With my luck if I drank Campari I would be surrounded by the same homos from this calender. No aperitifs for this guy.

  8. Paul Lynde 12/02/2008 13:46

    Those guys are pretty hot.

  9. Rick (with a silent P) 12/02/2008 13:46

    Bring back Selma…

  10. Death to Finkle! 12/02/2008 13:49

    She has some huge-ass eyebrows goin' on.

  11. Zombie 12/02/2008 13:51

    What's the over/under on Jessica Alba finally posing nude in her mid 40's?

  12. Ass Tagger 12/02/2008 13:51

    Campari, for those of you who don't know, is Italian for "cumshot."

    Hence, the reason why I had to swap out my keyboard.

  13. Paparazzi Sniper 12/02/2008 13:51

    these are the pics i was talking about earlier……i told you her boobs were huge!!!

  14. Topper (Harry) Harley 12/02/2008 13:52

    Wow, she's so much hotter when she's not talking.

  15. Ass Tagger 12/02/2008 13:52

    It was that last pic (lower right corner) that put me over the top in case any of you were wondering.

  16. Original TengoWood 12/02/2008 13:53

    Zomb, I don't think she makes it out of her 30's without being nude. That Cash and kid of hers will suck her dry…

  17. Topper (Harry) Harley 12/02/2008 13:54

    and Pap, they should be big, she just squirted the puppy out 5 odd months ago.

  18. Original TengoWood 12/02/2008 13:56

    Like the way she's holdin' that bottle in the next to last pic…

  19. Dildo Daggins 12/02/2008 13:57

    By November, it's become full-blown alcoholism…

    "Kindly go away now. I'd like to be alone.

    Leave the bottle."

  20. Paparazzi Sniper 12/02/2008 13:59

    ohm  did oyu have Remy's email address?

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