
The 2009 Campari calendar has been leaked online, and this year Jessica Alba follows in the sexy footsteps of Eva Mendes and Selma Hayek. The theme of this year’s calendar is: Things That Are Boner Inducing. Oh my god, look, they did it!
(UPDATE - k, heres the rapidshare with all 12 in UUHQ. i haven’t tried it yet but it should work. email me if it doesn’t or it breaks. im probably way too lazy to do anything if it does, but just think of all that hot emailing action!)


















Lame.
What the hell is Compari?
It's CAMPARI! Dumbass.
These suck. Alba's gotta be a fucking huge prude. At least the other two's were hot.
Know what would make these pictures better? If she was naked. Sheesh, I'd even settle for a bikini. What the fuck is this 1958? I feel like I should be going to confession after I jerk off to them or something.
ßöiñg goes the weiner!
With my luck if I drank Campari I would be surrounded by the same homos from this calender. No aperitifs for this guy.
Those guys are pretty hot.
Bring back Selma…
She has some huge-ass eyebrows goin' on.
What's the over/under on Jessica Alba finally posing nude in her mid 40's?
Campari, for those of you who don't know, is Italian for "cumshot."
Hence, the reason why I had to swap out my keyboard.
these are the pics i was talking about earlier……i told you her boobs were huge!!!
Wow, she's so much hotter when she's not talking.
It was that last pic (lower right corner) that put me over the top in case any of you were wondering.
Zomb, I don't think she makes it out of her 30's without being nude. That Cash and kid of hers will suck her dry…
and Pap, they should be big, she just squirted the puppy out 5 odd months ago.
Like the way she's holdin' that bottle in the next to last pic…
By November, it's become full-blown alcoholism…
"Kindly go away now. I'd like to be alone.
Leave the bottle."
ohm did oyu have Remy's email address?