12.18.2008 I’D STILL HIT IT

Halle Berry is still filming that movie that sounds unwatchable, but in it she plays a crazy person.   This is Hollywood’s idea of a crazy homeless person.  Halle Berry.  You may notice Crazy Halle Berry is dressed very much like Sexy Halle Berry, except Crazy Halle Berry has boots instead of heels, and her face has scratches on it instead of my semen.   Oh that’s right.  I went east-west on that ass.  Jealous? 

(new pics and some more from yesterday, all from bauer griffin)




(180) Comments

  1. snatch 12/18/2008 10:36

    FIRST

    It is a Christmas Miracle

    not really

  2. bryce 12/18/2008 10:37

    Hmmm, crazy ass titty!

  3. scum 12/18/2008 10:41

    Bet she trades head for rocks.

  4. Otis Fenchlark 12/18/2008 10:41

    bag of death

     

    she is very unconvincing in these pics.  sorry.  don't mean to rag on a winner of an academy award.  roflopple

  5. Pauly Dangerously 12/18/2008 10:42

    MAKE ME FEEL GOOOOOOOOOOD!

  6. Otis Fenchlark 12/18/2008 10:43

    IT'S NOT IN HER EYES!

     

    never been and never will

  7. Pauly Dangerously 12/18/2008 10:43

    You aint crazy until you shit yourself.

     

    I went crazy last week.

  8. ohmwrecker 12/18/2008 10:44

    If crack whores looked this good, I'd never go home.

  9. Death to Finkle! 12/18/2008 10:45

    I think you could put Winehouse in some fishnets, and I'd at least consider it.

  10. Fussy Bitch 12/18/2008 10:46

    I'd pick that sweet berry and suck on it till it burst in my mouth.

  11. WilliamtheBloody 12/18/2008 10:46

    I'd tear that crazy ass up. Then I'd tell her that the voices say that they'd really like it if she made me a sandwich and then left quietly.

  12. Otis Fenchlark 12/18/2008 10:47

    guaranteed dead lay

  13. Pauly Dangerously 12/18/2008 10:47

    I'd let her kick my nuts as long as she kisses them all better.

  14. Observer 12/18/2008 10:48

    Snatch:

    You are fucking awesome.

  15. Observer 12/18/2008 10:49

    Did the guy driving the mustard coloured cougar say "I'd hit it"?

  16. Rick (with a silent P) 12/18/2008 10:51

    "This is Hollywood’s idea of a crazy homeless person."

    Posting dude must have forgotten all about Cloris Leachman's star turn on Dancing With the Stars this past season…

  17. Fussy Bitch 12/18/2008 10:52

    Posting dude must have forgotten all about Cloris Leachman's star turn on Dancing With the Stars this past season…

    Gam, Gam is a whore!  

  18. TitsMcGbackfromvacation 12/18/2008 10:52

    looks like she's gearing up for another Oscar nom taking on a serious crackho role and all..

  19. Demon Spawn 12/18/2008 10:54

    She must spend a a lot of time on her knees in this movie…

     

    Sounds like a must see!

  20. Mac-Daddy 12/18/2008 10:55

    well at least the look makes sense now!

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