December 31, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Kelly Brook and her new boyfriend Danny Cipriani are spending the holidays in the Caribbean, and I’ve never heard of this dude until three seconds ago, but according to published reports I made up just now, he’s a homo, and he’s lying to Kelly so he can be seen with her and get publicity.  It's true.  It's kind of true.  There are even reports that he worked in gay porn under the name, "Dick Handler".  Poor Kelly.  I'm sorry you had to find out this way.  I'm always here for you and your huge tits, you know that don't you baby?  Just say the word.  Perhaps a series of blowjobs will help in some way.

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