The always great Star magazine says today that Jamie Lynn Spears is worried she caused permanent damage to her daughter Maddie because Jamie had lipo while she was pregnant. You might be wondering how a perfectly healthy 16-year-old managed to get lipo, and you'd be right. Jamies mom Lynne had to fight for her daughter to get approved because you're not supposed to knock out underage teens and poke around inside of them. Ironically, that’s how Jamie got into this mess to begin with. So far it's not clear if Maddies slow development is because of the surgery, or because the Spears' are retards. Star says…
Jamie Lynn had just finished her hit Nickelodeon show Zoey 101 when she found the weight piling on. Not realizing she was expecting, she pleaded with her mom, Lynne Spears, to let her get liposuction, says a source. She didn't know she was pregnant when she filled out the health questionnaire prior to the procedure," a second source reveals. "Her mom approved the injections and went through tons of red tape to get the clinic to administer them to an underage patient." "Any form of liposuction is dangerous and should not be performed on a pregnant woman," plastic surgeon Dr. Gary Burton tells Star. "It poses serious health risks to the fetus."
The numbers here are kind of weird because Spears made her announcement to the world when she was 12 weeks pregnant. How much weight could she have really put on in three months? Is the answer 17 pounds? Because that’s what I'm guessing, and if it turns out I was right that would really be something. Borderline amazing.
17 pounds in 3 months…. Wedding cake will do that to you too…
Or greasy fried alligator.
Geek, where you been?
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Ever hear of the ol' Freshman 15? Yeah…. that's a first semester gain.
Ever hear of the ol' Freshman 15? Yeah…. that's a first semester gain.
My comment did not deserve that.
That's pretty smart, I wonder why more women haven't thought of doing this?
So I guess lipo isn't the new coat hanger abortion?
I "knock out underage teens and poke around inside them" daily.
I will keep her flexible
DB, I actually tried working for a couple of days…. I do not recommend it. By the way her shirt… give me a break her teenage bones keep her flexible. The growth plates have not fused yet.
Why are we letting this family continue to tarnish the gene pool? Really we need to go to Louisiana with pitchforks and torches and run them over a cliff before they permanently damage the entire human race.
Lipo @16? they should have sucked out the cells well they were in there and save us another generation of Speartards.
Also… do we really think a surgery is the reason this baby is a wittle swow…. come on looked at the damned family. I bet this kid is going to be a rocket scientist. Which in Louisiana is head checker at Wal-Mart.
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Okay, I am 16, and continuing to have unprotected sex despite getting knocked up once. My first response to gaining weight is to have it sucked out before a pregnancy test. How fucking stupid am I, and why hasn't anyone tied my tubes yet?
Bullshit!
It's in the genes!
FB, you would have your way with them if you could….then run them off the cliff
So far it's not clear if Maddies slow development is because of the surgery, or because the Spears' are retards.
I'm going with the "retard" vote.
Remember the movie 'Cloak and Dagger'?
who you buggaring now Pepper?