Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of GQ this month, oh, and you’ll never guess in a million years what she talks about inside. The Daily Mail says…
In a barbed remark, the actress joked that she goes on holiday with Jolie and Brad Pitt on weekends. 'The funny thing is that people don't realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends,' she told the magazine. 'No. But can you imagine? That'd be hysterical (wwtdd editors note: no, it wouldn’t) ,' and making a reference to the couple's children, she added: 'I've got Zahara on my hip, and Knox….'
She also spoke about how she is still in touch with Pitt.
'We don't not talk,' she said. 'When there's something to congratulate or celebrate, there's always an exchange. But there's no charge on it.'
And asked if she talks to Jolie, she retorted: 'No, nuh-uh.'
Good lord this is madness. Three years. They broke up in January of 2005, and three years later it's STILL all this dumb whore can talk about. Any normal person, and you would have to pry this info out of them like Princess Di out of that limo, yet Aniston will talk to anyone at any time about this. I think we both know she has a little shrine to him in her house somewhere. Her closet probably has a fake back wall and she goes in there at night and kisses her Brad Pitt dolls and lays them on top of her naked body while a Laura Croft doll is forced to watch. "I love you Jenny-benny, I was crazy to leave you!" "Oh I love you too Braddy-waddy, mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah!!!"
Four years, my vd has her beat
Nice tie.
Good thing you can only catch AIDS once!
She's still pretty hot for an old chick.
Ride Lo
Bet you she hangs around outside their house in the dark clutching a pot of Vicks vapour rub and muttering "Brad, Braaaaddd……….."
Could someone please get a permanent "no talkie talkie" hand for Maniston's mouth? Please??
owen wilson has nice tittays.
I would hit that psycho bitch
with my truck
Why the fuck is she still blowing off about Brad Pitt when she is supposed to be engaged to the dude who looks like he shits himself when he plays guitar? Mayer must like the taste of Brad's dick because I would not tolerate that shit.
she looks a bit like a prying mantis.. the females eat the males heads during sex. no wonder they all run away screaming from the 'horrendous praying jen-tis'
cabbage pussy.
Probably some heavy airbrushing there, but I'd fuck her hard and imagine I was banging Rachel from Friends ten years ago.
Her eyes say, "come hither" but her smile says, "so I can eat your soul!" Goddamn succubus!
fuck!
*praying
"John
MGayermustdoes like the taste of Brad's dick."FIXED!
I am gonna go on a classic DB rant and disagree with most of you morons. Jennifer is fucking gorgeous. She looks phenomenal for her age….hell, she looks phenomenal for any age. I'd take her over Angelina in a heart beat. Now, realistically we really have no idea how much the press is blowing up the whole Aniston vs Jolie situation. Jennifer could have buried this thing many moons ago, but it's the press that feed off of this and have a field day with the whole ordeal.
So, in any case, I have no problem whatsoever with Jennifer Aniston and wouldn't mind a single second running my tongue from the small of her back, down her ass, across the taint and end at a soaking wet bald pussy. And I'd do it with a smile and a big "FUCK YOU" middle finger aimed at the paparazzi camera hidden outside.
I'm not disagreeing, shejust doesn't do it for me.
What DB said…then I'd give her the ol' Pierre Woodman breakin' in.
DB -
Batshit trumps beautiful any time you are talking about a relationship. For a fuck-n-go batshit always wins out though.
Should have said batshit is worse than beautiful, don't date crazy bitches. Been there, done that.