KIM MIGHT DO PLAYBOY AGAIN

Kim Kardashian would like to clear up a rumor no one has ever heard because it's categorically untrue.  That’s right.  The thing you don’t know?  That thing no one is talking about?  Not true.  Whew.  What a load off my mind that is.  Kim says…

There are a bunch of reports about me on the web saying that I snubbed Hugh Hefner. They’re quoting me as saying, “It was a one-off. I don't think I'll do Playboy or anything like that again.”I WAS TOTALLY MISQUOTED.First of all, I have never used the term “one-off.” It’s simply not in my vocabulary.UPDATE: I've read some of your comments and I feel like I need to clarify my point of view on the matter….I’m not planning to pose for the magazine any time soon. My whole point in this post is to say I would never snub Hugh Hefner. I love him and his whole team were lovely to me and treated me like family.Lately I have steered away from sexier shoots but it doesn't mean I'm afraid to be sexy or ashamed of that. I have no regrets. One day you never know, but it's not the direction I'm going in now.Never say never,

I’m pretty sure this is a case of a celebrity making up a rumor so that they can make a big deal out of it.  Because of course Kim Kardashian would pose naked again.  What the hell else is she gonna do, clerk for the Supreme Court?  You don’t even have to pay her millions.  Kim would pose naked for a sandwich and a ride home.