Kim Kardashian would like to clear up a rumor no one has ever heard because it's categorically untrue. That’s right. The thing you don’t know? That thing no one is talking about? Not true. Whew. What a load off my mind that is. Kim says…
There are a bunch of reports about me on the web saying that I snubbed Hugh Hefner. They’re quoting me as saying, “It was a one-off. I don't think I'll do Playboy or anything like that again.”
I WAS TOTALLY MISQUOTED.
First of all, I have never used the term “one-off.” It’s simply not in my vocabulary.
UPDATE: I've read some of your comments and I feel like I need to clarify my point of view on the matter….
I’m not planning to pose for the magazine any time soon. My whole point in this post is to say I would never snub Hugh Hefner. I love him and his whole team were lovely to me and treated me like family.
Lately I have steered away from sexier shoots but it doesn't mean I'm afraid to be sexy or ashamed of that. I have no regrets. One day you never know, but it's not the direction I'm going in now.
Never say never,
I’m pretty sure this is a case of a celebrity making up a rumor so that they can make a big deal out of it. Because of course Kim Kardashian would pose naked again. What the hell else is she gonna do, clerk for the Supreme Court? You don’t even have to pay her millions. Kim would pose naked for a sandwich and a ride home.
Might? like she has got something better going? Thats all these girls have is getting nude or semi nude.
What would be the point anyways? If you want to see all of her, just download the video of her getting the shit fucked out of her. Beats this airbrushed crap any day.
KIM MIGHT DO PLAYBOY AGAIN…RIGHT AFTER DOING EBONY…AGAIN
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I'd love to fuck the shit out of her, so I could check it off my list of accomplishments.
Well, big bum, you're going to do some shagging… and I'm the boy for buggery!
To get her entire ass in frame, you'd have have the camera farther away from her than from Pap on a beach.
Does that make any sense? At all?
Will her ass fit?
No love for coalburners here.
Jajaja, (P)rick! I've just spunked all over myself! Spot on, mon cher ami!
DaMN! YOU DTF!!!
I say BRING IT!!!
I'd like to start the rumor that I am a one-armed lesbian Lithuanian circus midget covered in Spongebob tattoos
She needs tons of cum in her ass. Preferably mine.
No worries, pepper. I'm pretty sure there's room for both of us to get on Kim's ass. Hell, bring your dogs.
She doesnt show wide open beave because that shit is as big as the Brookland Tunnel and you would see clear through her bung.
I'd like to start the rumor that I am a one-armed lesbian Lithuanian circus midget covered in Spongebob tattoos
Rawr!
Did someone ask for Pap at the beach?
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wtf …so i was searching for my old sniper pic on the subway on the internet like Leisa said and this is waht i found….
GOD THIS IS FRUSTRATING – What Would Tyler Durden Do
Dec 3, 2008 … ps …i lost my sniper on the subway picture = ( i think that was on Spider Pig's laptop and she sent it to me. …
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=15681&page_number=4 – 4 hours ago – Similar pages
It'll never happen. The Arbor Day Foundation will protest the amount of paper used for the centerfold.
Does this bed make my ass look FAAAAAAHHHHHHTTTT?