12.02.2008 LEAVE MY KIKI ALONE

It's no surprise that the most beautiful woman in the world would have a stalker.  The surprise is that she hasn’t had hundreds and hundreds.  The BBC says…

Kirsten Dunst has gained a restraining order against a man caught trespassing in her home.
Christopher Smith is due to appear in court later this month after Dunst's personal assistant carried out a citizen's arrest on him in November.
The film star was not there at the time, but has since stated that she is "quite frightened" of Mr Smith.
He has been found at Dunst's home several times since in recent weeks, documents have shown.

It may seem weird to think of someone obsessing over this pebble-toothed goblin because you’re imagining it in a sexual way, as if he’s in love with her.  But you know who else stalks people?  Assassins.  I just don’t want everyone being so quick to label this guy as some kind of weirdo.  Maybe he just wants to kill her, and really, who among the movie-going public hasn’t daydreamed about doing that.

(picture source = splash)




(94) Comments

  1. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 12/02/2008 11:25

    I let myself knockin' knockin' I love it when a girl is play jockin' jockin' The D-A-double D-Y-M-A-C Ya you know me I got you jumpin' an' pumpin' an' movin' all around G In the mix I make ya take a step back They try to step to the Mac then they got jacked To the back you'll be sportin' the gear that's coincidental And like you knowit so don't be claiming that it's mental

  2. Lightdragon 12/02/2008 11:27

    so i keep telling people what’s so bad about getting a blow job from her.

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 12/02/2008 11:27

    I want to see her tits.  Is there anywhere I can see her tits completely uncovered?  If I can't see her tits or I will never see her tits unobstructed then I don't give a shit about her unless she dies horrifically and it's caught on tape so I can laugh at it.

  4. Original TengoWood 12/02/2008 11:27

    Brendön,
    I call you killer, 'cause you slay me. 

    She looks like a 90 year old lady, sans wrinkles in the banner pick. Nice.

     

  5. Rick (with a silent P) 12/02/2008 11:29

    perfect timing, posting dude…just as I was about to eat lunch…you're better than Slim Fast…

  6. scum 12/02/2008 11:29

    I see dead people.

  7. Willie Beamin 12/02/2008 11:30

    Her dentist is stalking her!!!  Fix your stupid teeth already!!

  8. Paparazzi Sniper 12/02/2008 11:30

    Oh my goodness did jessica alba get implants?  there are some new pics of her and she has the girls out for display…….Some alcohol add

  9. Paparazzi Sniper 12/02/2008 11:33

    oh my goodness x2  double d  …….Kris Kross?   There goes the mental picture…..

  10. Paleomiz 12/02/2008 11:34

    Why the hell is she famous?

  11. scum 12/02/2008 11:34

    Hi Pap thanks for the pic.

  12. MonyVibescu 12/02/2008 11:35

    So pink, so warm.

  13. Zombie 12/02/2008 11:36

    I guess now we know who bit Lafayette on the season finale of True Blood.

  14. yelraf 12/02/2008 11:36

    Lightdragon, here's the band I was talkin' about earlier…is it the same one you were thinking of?

    http://tinyurl.com/5e3mbg

  15. dirtydiane1 12/02/2008 11:37

    this bitch couldn't emote her way out of a box with instructions written on the inside.

  16. SuperB 12/02/2008 11:37

    snaggletoth stalker?  has a ring to it i believe

  17. Rick (with a silent P) 12/02/2008 11:37

    Who knew…Gollum went all Hollywod-y on us…oh, my precious….

  18. Pauly Dangerously 12/02/2008 11:37

    This bitch is so fucking ugly, her shadow won't even stalk her.

  19. DB's Treasure 12/02/2008 11:38

    (banner pic)

    "Lemme squeeze this fart out and warm my ass a little bit…" 

  20. dirtydiane1 12/02/2008 11:39

    what is it with these dumb hollyweird bitches wanting to dress up like a bunch of old yentas?

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