12.31.2008 MATT DILLON DRIVES 106 MPH

Honest to God if you showed me a map right now I'm not positive I could point out which one was Vermont, but I’m an idiot so maybe that’s not true for most people.  Also I'm not a mapmaker so who the fuck cares.  The point being, Vermont has entered my very narrow circle of awareness today because last night…

State Police stopped Matt Dillon, who was traveling 106 miles per hour on Interstate 91 in Newbury. He is due in court next month to answer to a charge of excessive speed.

106 would seemingly be illegal, so I think the police were right to pull him over.  Dillons mistake was doing this in a town with competent law enforcement.  He should have done it in LA.  In LA they could have found 10 dead hookers in his trunk and at best they would ticket him for hunting without a permit.

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  1. DocTroy 12/31/2008 07:03

    Chompers.

  2. yohnskull22 12/31/2008 07:03

    I can't Drive Fisty Five!

  3. Topper (Harry) Harley 12/31/2008 07:03

    Somebody had a little too much maple syrup if you ask me…

  4. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 12/31/2008 07:08

    Besides Syrup and being a completely forgetable state what else does Vermont have?

     

  5. pepper 12/31/2008 07:14

    What a pussy, 106?

    I've hit 140 on I 91 between exit 12 and 16 on my wat to Mount Washington.  I think Vermont has like 5 troopers on I 91…..It pays to have a good radar in your car! 

  6. mom2ross 12/31/2008 07:15

    Mmmmmm…he gets better lookin' the older he gets…mmmmm….

    Just had to throw that out there.

  7. pepper 12/31/2008 07:16

    Besides Syrup and being a completely forgetable state what else does Vermont have?

     

    Vermont is fucking GREAT! 

     

  8. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 12/31/2008 07:16

    Pepper…. the story reads on to say he was on a bicycle… who's the pussy now?

     

  9. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 12/31/2008 07:19

    OK Mount Washington…. What else….

  10. RemSteale 12/31/2008 07:20

    Snow??

  11. pepper 12/31/2008 07:20

    I stand corrected, I'm the pussy. Care to see it ?

  12. RemSteale 12/31/2008 07:21

    Hey Mom came out to play

  13. RemSteale 12/31/2008 07:21

    Been there, done that Pep

  14. DB's Treasure 12/31/2008 07:23

    speaking of driving, did you bastards hear that Charles Barkley got arrested for a DUI? His retort was, "This is trrrrrble."

  15. pepper 12/31/2008 07:23

    TGGT

    Mount Washington is in New Hampshire.

    Vermont has Some of the best pot.

    It has the 9th wonder of the world   (Curtis Chicken)

    Clean Rivers with naked women.

    Too bad they don't shave.

     

    It's a beautiful State. 

  16. DB's Treasure 12/31/2008 07:23

    son of a bitch, I did not read withleather before posting that Barkley comment….fuck, I look like a douche now

  17. Pottz 12/31/2008 07:24

    Mmmmmm…he gets better gayer lookin' the older he gets…mmmmm….

    Just had to throw that out there.

     

    FIXED

  18. RemSteale 12/31/2008 07:24

    S'Okay DB, SuperB is in the air by now….

  19. DB's Treasure 12/31/2008 07:25

    Rem, she's boarding now. She flies into Chicaga, 2 hour layover then gets in here at 4pm. I will be in her by 4:05

  20. LoRider 12/31/2008 07:25

    When asked for a comment, Dillon replied "Ummmm".  He has no memorable movie quotes so he didn't say much else.

    Ride Lo

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