We’ve all felt cheated by Dane Cook over the years, as he robbed so very many of us of our good moods and laughter, so it only seems fitting that someone would rob him too. Except in this case they didn’t steal millions of smiles, they stole millions of dollars.
The business manager for Dane Cook was arrested by Massachusetts state police Tuesday for allegedly stealing millions of dollars from the nationally known comedian.
Darryl McCauley, 43, of Wilmington, Mass., is scheduled to appear in Woburn District Court Wednesday morning. He is scheduled to be charged with two counts of larceny of over $250, forgery and larceny by continuous scheme, according to a news release by the Massachusetts Atorney General’s office.
Cook said in a September 2006 interview that his older brother was named Darryl McCauley. Documents available Wednesday night did not say definitively whether the McCauley who was arrested is related to Cook.
Other published reports list a Darryl McCauley as Cook’s brother and the best man in Cook’s recent wedding.
I guess this is sad because it's his brother but I don’t like Dane Cook so I don’t really give a shit. And you have to admit, this Darryl guy found a way to increase his profit margins, so in that sense Dane should be proud of his brother and his accomplishments. Stop being so selfish Dane.
I can't believe he had millions to steal.
Oh by the way…. FIST
Think about it, now he will be forced to appear in even more crap movies to make some cash.
Will no-one think of the children??
Judge: Mr. McCauley, you are charged with one count of larceny over $250, one count of fraud and larceny by continuous scheme. How do you plead?
McCauley: Your honor, Dane Cook is a gigantic douchebag and is guilty of stealing millions of dollars worth of jokes. I consider this to be the universe balancing itself out.
Judge: True. Case dismissed.
Finally, something funny that involves Dane Cook.
We all know the legal system just isnt that fair
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline you take your boots off.
His comedy album went double platinum… yea he had fuk'n millions…
But I do love me some Dame Cock.
Silly, stolen, or stupid, that Dane Cook bitch makes me laugh.
The only way this story would be better if Dane had the rest of his money invested with Bernie Madoff. That would make this asshole go broke. I guess one could say his ass is cooked!
Happy New Year, you Magnificent Bastards!
At first I was like, Dane cook has million of dollars?
Now i’m like, this post isn’t about tits!
Now i'm like, this post isn't about tits!
That depends as to how you se it. I for one think that Dane got milked, just not enough!
At least it isnt about cock.
Oh, wait, it is
I gues you can say this is more of an asshole then tits or cock.
"Now i'm like, this post isn't about tits!"
But Dane Cook is a boob!
NIGZ!
Dane Cock BLOWS! (see what I did there?!)
he blows the broken jar
Achmed, I hear Iran is asking people to go blow themselves up in Israel. Have you sent your papers in?
You will die a martyr. It's not to late to register.
BTP, did you finally see it?