It's not every day you see kitty on the red carpet, but it's not every day a quick thinking problem solver like Dasha Astafieva is the guest of honor at a party to celebrate her as the 55th Anniversary Playmate. The see-thru dress was her plan all along, but halfway through her walk down the red carpet she realized her thong was blocking our view of her vagina, so she hiked up her dress and took it off. Maybe she did this because she realized her hairstyle was kinda goofy. This is a good tip for all girls. Boys are crazy about vagina, so a good idea is to show it to us and it will cover any flaws you may have. You could have Frankenstein bolts in your neck, but as long as we can look at your tits and kitty, you’re still gonna be a 10.
(more of Dasha completely naked here, picture source for these = splash)
Someone give this buck-toothed broad a carrot.
Or my dick.
Or both.
that dress looks like a recipe for dry itchy nips
Joe Rogan said it best.
Any other Hollywood personality shows up anywhere with several coked out whores a quarter of his age and he's a laughing stock.
But Hef?
Nah, babe. Hef invented that shit. He's grandfathered in…so to speak.
it has begun…soon, very soon, kitty will be the new titty….showing the titties alone, seriously, is very 2002…i suggest a nice top, tasteful, buttoned to the top, but then no pants, panties, skirts, N A D A ..no shoes, no socks, NOTHING below the waist.
Moby: You have to at least have a nice set of high heels.
She does have cute shoes…
I miss Kendra and those big fake titties of hers.
Now y'all know why I have a home altar with a Hef statue atop it…for this post, I'll have to light two candles and say a novena of thanksgiving…
That is seriously one of the ballsiest dresses I have ever seen (the flat-out ballsiest being the one Rose MacGowan wore to the Grammies), and this chick definitely can pull it off with that smokin' bod–but I can't tell you how much I want to take a trowel and scrape the top five layers of her makeup off
Cloak is the new Patrick Bateman.
"Don't wear that oufit again…… And high heels. I like high heels."
Just like that kid from the Skippy commercial
"Nice! I got a pretty big half"
Why are her nips staring at the ceiling?
This should be pretty standard evening wear for about 80% of women.
Finkle -
Her nips are mesmerized by the pretty lights.
In the voice of nips: 'Lookit liiiights. Pritteeeee. Wan touch shiny liiiiiiight.'
ohm, 80%? You've obviously not seen the majority of females in Philadelphia.
Awesome dress!
Playboy necklace=Hef's got you collared, baby! He owns your ass now
knit one, pearl two
tit for tat
that is one happy cadavre
You can see my dick through my pants now.
And they're Dickies.