PARIS JUST LOST $2,000,000

Oh what the fuck ever.  The LAPD says today that Paris Hilton had 2 million dollars in jewelry stolen from her house in the Hollywood Hills last night while she her dumb ass was out looking for new guys to infect, and if I were that insurance guy she better show some receipts because there’s no way the tacky shit this slut wears cost two million dollars.    You can get better shit at the fair.  The LA Times says…

An estimated $2 million worth of jewelry and other belongings was stolen from the home of Paris Hilton … The robbery occurred overnight at Hilton's Hollywood Hills home. The burglar or burglars got into the house through an unlocked door, according to the sources, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the investigation was ongoing … Hilton was not home at the time of the burglary and that the house is equipped with security video equipment.

Yeah, "security" equipment.  That’s what it is.  That’s what the cameras are for.  I get the feeling the cops won't find anything useful on there, unless they want to pinpoint ground zero for a herpes outbreak.