The National Enquirer (according to celebitchy) reports this week that celebrity chef / annoying cunt Rachel Ray shared a recipe in Modern Dog magazine called “Isaboos Butternut Squash Mac and Cheddar”. And there's an article and a recipe and even a picture of her dog eating a bowl of the stuff. But is it really a bowl of … Murder!
To promote her “Nutrish” line of dog food, the super chef recently published a recipe that’s intended for human consumption in a popular dog lover’s magazine. The recipe, “Isaboo’s Butternut Squash Mac and Chedder” was inspired by her pit bull Isaboo’s love of squash. But readers were confused and believed the dish, that included an ingredient that could kill dogs, was mean for their dogs.
Nowhere in the dog magazine did it state that the recipe was intended for humans, not dogs. And the text accompanying the recipe contained a disclaimer warning owners to check with their dogs’ veterinarians, again leading many to believe the recipe was for dogs…
Dr. Dana Harman, D.V.M., of Boca Raton, Fla, explains that onions can cause “potentially fatal hemolytic anemia” in dogs.
On her website, Ray can't be bothered to offer a full explanation or warning, and in fact she still has the recipe under a heading called Pet Friendly, even though it's actually Pet Deadly. She claims this is all a misunderstanding but I’m not so sure. Just look at some of her other Pet Friendly recipes: “Beef Gravy with Crushed Glass", "Peanut Butter Bullets" and "Bowl of Poison". WTF! How can that not be intentional!
fist
2nd
Must be a slow news day….
…..and eat the shit out of them!
No wonder her husband left her - dog's mouth perfect size for licking her pooch.
What's her position on killing mothers-in-law?
Onions can kill dogs?
Well, thats my education for the day, now where are the boobs?
She's an annoying bitch that I would still bang. As long as she had a gag in her mouth.
I ask for naked manmeat and instead I get Bitchy McCuntface, dog killer. Oh, and "Nutrish"? Somebody needs an intervention with a sledgehammer
At the risk of nit-picking, isn't her name spelled as Rachael Ray?
I hope that pretentious dog in her arms at a lot of that squash… It deserves death.
A Hemolytic death, brought on by squash. Speaking of "Isaboo’s Butternut Squash" That's the sound it makes when Rachel Ray sits down… funny cause it's true
I sincerely hope she gets mauled.
on TV.
LIVE!
More like Rachael GAY!
*kicks puppy*
Judging by the sad face on that puppy, it's had to endure her annoying squeaky voice…someone call the SPCA on this bitch.
That chick is ugly.
Rachel's next food tips will include how to peel a banana, the proper way to de-husk an ear of corn and the throat-warming method for kielbasas!
her ass is huge
…and they finally discovered her secret ingredient….
America runs on Butternut Squash Mac and Cheddar.
the sound of her voice makes me want to punch babies.