ITS BRIT BRITS 27TH BIRTHDAY!!! – Just three years until the prophecy can be revealed.
WILLIAM BALFOUR IS UNDER ARREST – the one and only suspect in the murder of Jennifer Hudsons mother, brother and nephew was arrested Monday. Formal charges have not yet been brought by the Chicago prosecutor's office, but Balfour was transferred from an Illinois state prison – where he has been held on suspicion of a parole violation – back into police custody. So it looks like someone needs to update his online dating profile.
BRITNEY IS FASCINATING – for the fourth year in a row, Britney Spears was the most popular search term on Yahoo, the seventh time overall she has topped the list. Rounding out the top ten were WWE, (wait what) Barack Obama, Miley Cyrus, RuneScape, Jessica Alba, Naruto, Lindsay Lohan, Angelina Jolie, and American Idol. So I'm assuming this was the "SFW" version. Otherwise, 1-99 would be "tits teen pussy" and 100 would be the same except with "how to get" in front of it. THERES NO WAY – Mary-Kate Olsen is rumoured to be pregnant, "after her weight rocketed up to 120 pounds". So in other words this sounds like bullshit, because that would mean the baby weighs more than she does. Fat bitch.