ITS BRIT BRITS 27TH BIRTHDAY!!! - Just three years until the prophecy can be revealed.
WILLIAM BALFOUR IS UNDER ARREST – the one and only suspect in the murder of Jennifer Hudsons mother, brother and nephew was arrested Monday. Formal charges have not yet been brought by the Chicago prosecutor's office, but Balfour was transferred from an Illinois state prison – where he has been held on suspicion of a parole violation – back into police custody. So it looks like someone needs to update his online dating profile.
BRITNEY IS FASCINATING – for the fourth year in a row, Britney Spears was the most popular search term on Yahoo, the seventh time overall she has topped the list. Rounding out the top ten were WWE, (wait what) Barack Obama, Miley Cyrus, RuneScape, Jessica Alba, Naruto, Lindsay Lohan, Angelina Jolie, and American Idol. So I'm assuming this was the "SFW" version. Otherwise, 1-99 would be "tits teen pussy" and 100 would be the same except with "how to get" in front of it.
THERES NO WAY - Mary-Kate Olsen is rumoured to be pregnant, "after her weight rocketed up to 120 pounds". So in other words this sounds like bullshit, because that would mean the baby weighs more than she does. Fat bitch.
olsen is a whore
Fuck Britney and fuck the fact that that fuck took up two items in this Stuff From All Over post. Fuck her fuck her fuck her until she does something self-destructive again, otherwise she can go fuck herself the fuckity boring talentless fuck.
yay first!
I am not going to lie, I wish someone would say "Emmalee must be pregnant because her weight shot all the way up to 120 pounds". Granted, I'm 5'8", so I would look somewhat like Skeletor, but you get the idea.
I thought anal sex was the most popular search term on Yahoo, Ask,Google….?
You mean you're curvier Emm?? Yay!
http://www.2guys1horse.com/
That link isnt SFW is it??
no NSFW
Is that the Mr. Hands video, balls? Because no one should have to watch a dude getting his colon perforated by a fucking horse
but watch it anyway your boss won't mind
My left tit is 120 pounds…
"I am not going to lie, I wish someone would say "Emmalee must be pregnant because her weight shot all the way up to 120 pounds". Granted, I'm 5'8", so I would look somewhat like Skeletor, but you get the idea."
Emma, just so you know…it hurts me deeply when I see people making fun of Emma…yes, I was raised Catholic…I can guilt trip with the best of them…in fact I'm a certified guilt trip travel agent…
you shoulda told me that before I watched it Doc
Balls, I have seen that video before, for some reason. That dude wound up dying a few hours after the horse made him into his own personal dick mitt.
"My left tit is 120 pounds…"
I see the lightweights are out to tease the
fatbig dog…lol…Well the horse is alive and well and living on a wonderful farm
Mr. Hands video=natural selection at work
Real musicians die when thet turn 27.
Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix they all died when they were 27. So why has Britney alive?
Never mind, I said real musicians…
as Forrest Gump said " stupid is as stupid does" Doc