JAY LENO IS MOVING TO PRIME TIME – In one of the more staggering Hollywood comebacks you'll ever see, Jay Leno has somehow gone from fired to promoted. He’s already been replaced as the Tonight Show host by Conan O’Brian starting next year, but now NBC has announced he will essentially be doing the same show in prime time, at 10:00 pm, 5 nights a week. His salary, rumored to be around 30 million a year, is expected to stay the same, saving the network almost 13 million dollars a week when compared to typical prime time programming. It also means NBC will have two hours of original programming a night, then three and a half hours of talk shows. My, what creative thinking that is. How do they do it! I'm gonna go pitch them a show called "Duck Pond". Basically we show a live shot from a duck pond for 60 minutes. I figure it can be on at least three nights a week, along with a Christmas special where we put the ducks in little Santa hats.
HAROLD AND MAUDE WANNA BE NEIGHBORS – Alex Rodriquez insists that he's not moving in with Madonna but the Daily News says she wants to buy him a house right next to hers, so it's pretty much the same thing. And by that, I mean boring.
SCOTT RUFFALO IS DEAD - Scott Ruffalo, the brother of actor Mark Ruffalo, died last night after suffering a gunshot wound last week. The two prime suspects, Brian Scofield and Shaha Mishaal Adham, turned themselves in to the Bev Hills PD yesterday. The good news is, I'm fine. The picture of health and vitality.
OPRAH IS A FAT COW – Oprah says she now weighs over 200 pounds, having gained 40 pounds in the last two years. She says, "I'm embarrassed … I can't believe that after all these years, all the things I know how to do, I'm still talking about my weight. I look at my thinner self and think, 'How did I let this happen again?' " and "I felt like a fat cow. I wanted to disappear." That makes two of us. Her closet must look like a sleeping bag display.
Hopefully when they assassinate Obama at his inauguration, they will go ahead and take Oprah out too.
"Her closet must look like a sleeping bag display."
Classic.
She has that "I just sharted down my leg" look in Pic #5.
Holy Fuck, you friggin' idiot… I don't even want to post on this thread with that.
Zombie… see that wall over there? Go FUCKING BASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST IT!
1. As long as Leno still does Headlines I might tune in 1x a week
2 & 3. What are we calling these two- MadRod? sounds more like a disease where your penis spits violently at inappropriate times- perhaps Mark Ruffalo's funeral?
4. We all know Oprah is fat- even when she is skinny. I would still go all Dave Chappelle and knock her up for the cash.
she's just been trying to make her body fit her big fat head.
If I had someone to fix all my meals and slap my big butt on a treadmill and say do this I would be thin too. Actually I am, cause that is what my wife does. Damn I look good. Yes dear coming now… no I'm not on that board again… (I do look fine).
Diane…. your Avi always makes me feel funny…
worst day in durden history?
Oprah says she now weighs over 200 pounds….
Like 80 lbs over 200lbs! The only way she is litte over weight is if she moved to the Moon, which I would okay with.
Jay Leno has somehow gone from fired to promoted ..
Why? He has the same jokes everynight, and you can tell he just loaths his job, he is done with it. I think Spike Feresten needs longer show - he fucking hilarious.
Holy Fuck, you friggin' idiot… I don't even want to post on this thread with that.
Then by all means, don't. I'm sure nobody will miss your meaningless bullshit.
No shit, the "Public Parking" is right in that bitches mouth. Makes sense…. she's got her hands up waiting to grasp all she can.
"Yabba yabba blurg my weight bkurgffffftttttt". No one cares how much you weigh, bitch
When did the death of someone's brother who is remotely famous become news? I thought they were going to sayu Mark Ruffalo's personality has been pronounced dead after a 30 year coma….
Speaking of Oprah, her hair stylist Reggie just launched his own make-up line. He was promoting down under in Australia (and I got pics!!). Should Oprah be worried?
http://www.meetthefamous.com/photos-videos/details.php?story=2341
Primetime talk shows are a great idea just like reality tv was. It's all low production cost garbage that I don't need to watch, which frees up my time for reading and spending quality time with the teenage girls locked in my basement.
Sure thing kid. Sorry to spoil your fun… I know you only have a little bit left before it's Milk & Cookies time.
Also, on the left side of that photo, are we supposed to be parking in that woman's huge mouth as per the sign's instruction?
"I felt like a fat cow."
Later referenced in history as the Six Words that turned India against the US…try calling for tech support now, bitches!!
Speaking of Oprah, her hair stylist Reggie just launched his own make-up line. He was promoting down under in Australia (and I got pics!!). Should Oprah be worried?
No her Sylist should be worried. bitch might eat him.