DENISE RICHARDS IS DOING GREAT – the first pictures of Denise Richards starring in a Bollywood movie are making the rounds today, and I've never seen an entire Indian movie, but I like to assume they’re all still like this. Because I’m incredibly racist.
MATTHEW MCCAUGHEY IS DOING EVEN BETTER – "Surfer, Dude" was the movie Matthew was filming when he was running around shirtless every day a few months ago. And tomorrow it gets released on DVD. It's skipping theaters (mostly) and going right to DVD. One reason for the movies failure might be because MM was cast as a baked surfer, and therefore almost certainly had no idea whatsoever that he was in a movie or why these cameras were following him.
ED WESTWICK IS CLEARLY GAY – "Gossip Girl" star Ed Westwick had a chance to meet David Beckham but he was too flustered and overcome with emotion to say hello. The only way that could sound any gayer is if when he saw Becks, he put the back of his hand on his forehead then fell backwards, then made a little fan out of a flyer as he tried to catch his breath.
JENNIFAA YOPEZ IS NOT GETTING A DIVORCE – JelLo is now denying reports that she is set to get a divorce. In related news, no one gives a shit either way.
After this, I put my "stuff" all over the keybored! ( get it?)
Where'd Katy go?
I queefed when I read the last part about Jenny from the block. does that count as caring?
Is Hollywood on vacation too..booooorinnnnnggggg
Needs more woman tits.
Wow. Louis Black of The Austin Chronicle loved Surfer Dude. Shocking.
I can't wait til Stallone splashes brownie blood all over her face. That's teach her to mess with the maSHEEN!
After this, I put my "stuff" all over the keybored! ( get it?)
I think we do, YOU NEED GET A REAL WOMAN!
I must say, I am happy that there are a few pictures of attractive men on this page every now and then.
I must say, I am happy that there are a few pictures of attractive men on this page every now and then.
True, Misty–I am always happy when B decides to post some beefcake. Just be glad that, although you can view the beautiful manflesh that is MM, that you can't smell him–I hear his B.O. is so bad it can knock a homeless man over at 50 paces
isn't it a capital offense to smell that bad?
That's what makes the surfing pic so apealing for me. You've got to hope that the water washed away some of the B. O. or at least enough to make him smell good long enough for a quick fuck.
isn't it a capital offense to smell that bad?
Yea, you'd think if your underarms and crotch smell like raw sewage that in a perfect world you would be sealed in a lead box and dropped into a volcano. But if you're a celeb like MM, not only do you get away with it but you get hot chicks willing to deepthroat your stinky pud
I worked with a Russian model once who as stunning as she was , she STUNK just as bad, it was a turn off and a turn on at the same time!
That bannr pic looks like me, except I surf Unicorns and have the body of a Minotaur.
Banner even
Ah, seems as though the women have come out of the woodwork for this one.
Now stop following me around and let me surf in peace, wouldja?
THIS is what Bollywood looks and sounds like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw
Alright, there are new stories so all you fucks get to live.
For now.
If you get cut on coral while surfing, just use some penicillin growning on McConeghey's bean bag. He might have some weed for pain too.