The Hollywood Foreign Press is a bunch of dorks no one has ever heard of from papers and magazines no one reads in savage wastelands all over the world, and for some reason they hold an awards show that no one in Hollywood should give a shit about but for some reason they do. Oh dear god they really do. The entire thing is bought and paid for as the studios essentially bribe these idiots for votes with lavish parties and gifts, Sharon Stone even personally sent them all (there’s less than 100) diamond watches a few years ago.
Anyway, they released the list of this years potential bribers and pretend new best friends.
Best Picture in Drama will be decided by whoever pays the most from "THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON", "FROST/NIXON", "THE READER", "REVOLUTIONARY ROAD", and "SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE". I don't think any of those are even out yet. Ooohh, we're all impressed, you got to see the movie early. Fuck you Foreign Press.
Best Picture in the Comedy or Musical category is between "BURN AFTER READING", "HAPPY-GO-LUCKY", "IN BRUGES", "MAMMA MIA!", "VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA". Are any of these even supposed to be comedies? I guess "Burn" is, so yeah that should be the winner. Normally critics only like comedies that clearly aren’t funny so that’s probably what those other ones are. Just faggity nonsense about the absurdity of social manners or something else unwatchable like that. Like, a normal comedy will have Jackie Chan doing karate while trying not to drop his grandfathers ashes and while Chris Tucker screams, "they a brotha in the White House now motherfuckas", whereas a comedy critics like will have a girl from a small town using the wrong fork at a fancy party. Laugh it up, HFP.
Okay jesus this shit boring. Just go here if you care about who got nominated, but if you do you're an idiot.
All these awards are bogus. Hitchcock never got an Acadamy Award, that said it all.
If "Dark Knight" doesn't take it then the world can go fist itself.
THE GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINEES ARE OUT…OF THE CLOSET
except for Tiny Tom Cruise…but he does have Zac Efron to keep him warm…
Geez, you really don't remember what 'In Bruges' was about? Colin Farrell, Ray Winstone, hitmen, prostitutes, rampant drug use, gunfights, blood spraying everywhere?
It will be Frost Nixon because it has a slash….
Wait, not Ray Winstone, Brendan Gleeson. Aw, hoisted by my own petard.
My golden globes are about to burst.
another boring Awards show. We need another writers strike!
Banner chick for bast actress for her performance "enjoying" sex with Seth Rogan in Zach and Miri
*best?
*ass?
*bastard?
No Wall e? Then fuck thee
Elizabeth Banks makes white stuff come out of me.
Tom Cruise? Supporting actor? The only thing he's supporting is his own disillusion that he can actually do comedy.
I would eat a 10 foot rope of Liz Banks' shit just to fuck her.
Iron Man and The Dark Knight should duke it out pretty evenly.
However, Iron Man had a much better leading lady (Gwyneth Paltrow) than The Dark Knight did (Maggie Gylenhaal).
Iron Man > The Dark Knight
And how is it that the 'foreign press' is determining the best movies here in this country?
Screw them.
Bring back Freedom Fries!!!
And the award for best makeup goes to…..
THE DARK KNIGHT!
….for turning a sad turtle into a halfways
decenthuman looking D.A.And here to accept his award for "Best Villian" live via buried coffin, Heath Ledger.
This isn't interesting, but do you know what is? The monster bowl hit I just toked. The 70's will never die!
"Burn After Reading" was a comedy i guess, pretty good movie. But it had a WTF! moment in the middle that it never recovers from.