THIS IS MORE LIKE IT, KATY PERRY – UPDATE

Lets not beat around the bush: Katy Perry has one of the best celebrity bodies I’ve ever seen.  You could never tell before because she’s an annoying dork who always wraps that shit up, but this week she was down in Mexico and HOLY CRAP those things are fantastic. Her tits are freakin awesome.  As a result, I now thinks she’s an amazing singer.  The only thing better than "big tits" is "huge tits".  One time I read someone thought they found something even better than huge tits, but it turns out they meant it like if you spell "huge" with three U’s.  I'm sorry to be a Negative Nancy, but I would argue that's essentially the same thing.

UPDATE – no not really, there's no update, but JelLo and Billie were fuggin up the page, and I couldn't take it any longer.