TINA TURNERS STILL GOT IT

Tina Turner is on the verge of turning 70, and to make sure everyone knows it, she wore a replica of her famous Mad Max costume during a concert at Madison Square Garden last night.  And my god, she looked amazing, according to the Daily Mail, who I assume is being sarcastic.

It's nearly three decades since Tina Turner starred alongside Mel Gibson in Mad Max.  And as she approaches her 70th birthday than what better way to show she's still got what it takes than to pull on her old costume.  And although this wasn't the original outfit it certainly showed off the 69-year-old's age-defying body to best effect.

So if you're getting a birthday present for Tina Turner, a think a good gift would be a door that won't ever unlock, because, as it turns out, watching old people try to be sexy is my least favorite activity of all time.