Tina Turner is on the verge of turning 70, and to make sure everyone knows it, she wore a replica of her famous Mad Max costume during a concert at Madison Square Garden last night. And my god, she looked amazing, according to the Daily Mail, who I assume is being sarcastic.
It's nearly three decades since Tina Turner starred alongside Mel Gibson in Mad Max. And as she approaches her 70th birthday than what better way to show she's still got what it takes than to pull on her old costume. And although this wasn't the original outfit it certainly showed off the 69-year-old's age-defying body to best effect.
So if you're getting a birthday present for Tina Turner, a think a good gift would be a door that won't ever unlock, because, as it turns out, watching old people try to be sexy is my least favorite activity of all time.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Mmmm… silver coif, hidden unitard…
Wow, Grace Jones has really let herself go!
Grace Jones wore a delicious thong recently! I jerked off in a frenzy whilst two girls jumped rope!
oh my goodness….i used to love that movie. Waaaaaalker! Waaaaalker!
AT, not only that, but Chris Rock in pic #1 has found his way to the gym, too…along with the keys to Ahnuld's steroid cabinet…
At least it's not another Britney post…yay!!
And what I thought was a boner turned out to be rigor mortis due to my penis having died from laughing at this monstrosity.
Watching old people
try to behaving sexyis my least favorite activity of all time.FIXED
Old like 70-80 years old…eww old pussy smell and pruned -wrinkled balls.
<—–me yeah it worked
no shit…that guy has some killer thighs
She's 70 for fuck's sake! How long did you think it was going to last? I mean, really?
that sucks way too small…
Hit her again, Ike! And make sure she stays down…
should i jsut go up to the next size ? that one was labeled web small 448 x 336
rather than state the obvious…why is a 70yr old black women on this site in the first place?
The legs still look pretty decent, Ohm. The rest, not so much…
that sucks way too small…
I agree. We need to see your face, sweetheart.
My God, who did she eat?
MAD MAX?
and stop fronting….half you fools have done A WHOLE LOT WORSE