The New York Post says that Tom Cruise has lost his Blackberry, and it's feared, based on stuff I'm making up right now, that some Canadian scoundrel out there now has access to his private information and secrets.
After Cruise did a full-hour interview with "Entertainment Tonight Canada," his people called the studio asking if anyone had found the gadget. "A search was done, but, nada," Govani said. "So, basically, someone in Toronto has Top Gun's crackberry."
This might be interesting depending on how much stuff this goofy bastard has on there. Hopefully he wrote down the secrets to Scientology, because many of us would love to know the truth, including how to defeat Xenus Seven Deadly Curses, and pass the impassable River of Flames!
I bet he has pictures of himself getting the old dp with xenu
Canadians can read?
Fussy! Tell your cousins to send us the juiciest tidbits!
Tom Cruise has a Blackberry?
Shouldn't he have something cool and unusual, made on another planet, that nobody has ever seen before?
Who's the Klingon in the backround?
I beat you to it Tom. Everyone knows about Pepper and I.
Looks like the head hanchos at WWTDD lit a fire under Bren's ass today about the slack posting lately.
scum saysWho's the Klingon in the backround?
LOL
Holy shit, that's a dead ringer.
It's either a Klingon or one of those things from 'The Dark Crystal'.
Guys, you're not funny. Female pattern baldness is nothing to laugh at.
Actually, on second look, that thing looks like Buffalo Bill from 'Silence of the Lambs'
That's not a Klingon, it's a chink.
Oh wait, you mean the old bitch with the enormous
forefivehead.Now it's clear as to why Ron is making that face… Tom has his naked pics in the blackberry!
Is looking at naked pics of Ron Wood basically the same as looking at beef jerkey?
That thing has got to be loaded with more naked boy ass than the shower room at juvee.
Leave Ohm alone. people!
Topper - yeah, it was lost in Canada, we would give it back and not even look at it.Wew are a a society of good doers..I bet you nothig comes out, and it gets returned.
"eh! Mr. Cruise I found your phone, you shouldn't leave that thing around eh, some hoser migh come and take it. Okay, then I have to take off, hockey game tonight, and need to get to the liquor store before they close. You have good day, eh."
Hey Zack Ephron,
I thought you may want to come by my home ofc and meet about some important projects im involved with.
Best,
Tom Cruise
Tom,
luv2 cum ovr.
zak
ps do u have a gym? lets work out.
What's with Tom's new skinny look?
What's with Tom's new skinny look?
Double, in some places they have a word for the diet, AIDS
Hey pepper, didn't you say that Tom was a well-known gay prostitute while you were
whoringworking at Studio 54?