Winona Ryder has a long history of forgetting to pay for things and outright shoplifting, and now it seems she may have had yet another incident where something valuable in her vicinity has magically disappeared. The Post says…
Winona Ryder mysteriously lost a diamond-encrusted bracelet and ring worth more than $125,000, according to a published report. Ryder told Bulgari jewelers that she misplaced their gems, which had been out on loan, after wearing them at a Marie Claire bash in Madrid on Sunday, according to the French celebrity-news magazine Voici. She claimed she lost the precious stones after handing them in an envelope to her hotel's front desk for safekeeping. But Voici reported no hotel surveillance cameras captured Ryder giving the jewels to front-desk personnel. Bulgari has asked police in Madrid to investigate, according to Voici.
This is further proof that actors and actresses are the worst people on earth. They’re complete idiots. A fucking monkey could do what they do. Let's review Winona’s plan to pull off one of the largest diamonds heists in history:
Phase 1: "That guy did it."
Phase 2: ????
Phase 3: profit
Wow, she thought of everything!!! It’s the perfect crime!!!
KCUF!!!!
She could steal my penis. I'd like to find it in her vagina.
she is a Cuntessa am I first?
and of course, DB is in the new thread ;)
how you been?
and anybody remember, she used to be cute..
Next to Katie Holmes, Winona is another actress that resembles an adolescent male excited about the first couple hairs he's getting on his chest.
She was cute and perky
When I'm done slamming her, I could conveniently forget that women don't like it when you pull out and finish in their eye.
DB, I'm a 22 year old man, and I still have hardly any hair on my chest. I have fair hair which doesn't help. Such is life, I suppose…
I'd Bvgger the hell out of her.
Lick it up, baby! Lick….. it…. up!
perhaps if she grew some hair on her chest it would help her acting skills.
I'm doing just fine Grubber.
And speaking of Katie Holmes, I went and saw the play 'All My Sons' with her in it over the Thanksgiving break. She literally has no ass at all. Later that night I sat a few tables from her, Tom Cruise, David and Victoria Beckham at Nobu, a japanese restaurant in New York.
Tom is friggen short as hell. Katie, of course, looks like a 13 year old boy, Victoria is a stick figure with little to no expression on her face w/ ginormous fake tits, and David…..well, how can I put this as heterosexually possible……..David Beckham is a fucking stud.
I get to bugger her first, Dymac.
But David Beckham has that horrible weedy, nerdy voice
DB - Nobu is overrated but I agree Beckham is a stud , unfortunately he is married to a waste of skin!
I just found out rosalyn sanchez (snatchez) got married…….scratch that one off the list
FUCK
rem, if you fill the right holes you won't hear a thing..
and I'm talking about your own ears. you homos!
DB, It is not gay to recognize the studliness of other studs.
smooth pickup polly
No props for the "v" as a "u", a la Bvlgari, OR the Heathers quote? Damn. Tough room…..
Well, regardless….B, if you think Posh Spice is hot as hell then I suggest you see her in person first