You know what would have been funnier then the Top 10 list that Tom Crusie had to read last night on David Letterman? Anything. Literally anything on earth.
It must be douche bag day on wwtdd….only this one comes with his own star fleet.
Dickhead. Both of em. That makes them Dickhead(s)
Damn dirty internet connection.
I am happy I was spared watching the dwarf. Can't someone just toss him?
Hey Dave somebody shit on your couch.
How can anyone still take TC seriously??
And Dave, quit promoting these people you supposedly hate (Paris, Tom, the Hills losers).
I wonder if he still loves Katie Holmes.
They left out "He is gay".
Oh wait, that's not "crazy" at all.
Tom is looking quite svelte, isn't he? Doubledouche motherfucker, crazy too.
I love how Cruise is barely literate in this clip. He stammers and pauses so many times, you'd think he was being fed the words through an earpiece.
That big pause before the "heimliching a koala" thing was for his publicists to check if it registered on the Gay-O-Meter.
Did anyone mention to him that the soul of comedy is "timing"?
As my avatar would say…….
…..'geez…..I never knew a guy who liked "doggystyle" so much…AND he kept putting it in the wrong hole'
His #1 comment:
"I keep a cellphone in my pants so I can tell friends 'call my ass' "
"I keep a cellphone gerbil in my pants arsehole so I can tell friends cocksucking prostitutes 'call my ass' watch out for the teeth"
Fixed!!!……as we say on the intertubewebs.
He's been watching That '70s Show and How I Met Your Mother for tips.
As much as I hate him and want him to die in a vat of nuclear waste, that was funny
I would rather watch Twilight that Valkyrie movie he's got coming out.
This guy is a real talent piece of shit.
I can't wait for the Tropic Thunder sequel that centers around his character.
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It must be douche bag day on wwtdd….only this one comes with his own star fleet.
Dickhead. Both of em. That makes them Dickhead(s)
Damn dirty internet connection.
I am happy I was spared watching the dwarf. Can't someone just toss him?
Hey Dave somebody shit on your couch.
How can anyone still take TC seriously??
And Dave, quit promoting these people you supposedly hate (Paris, Tom, the Hills losers).
I wonder if he still loves Katie Holmes.
They left out "He is gay".
Oh wait, that's not "crazy" at all.
Tom is looking quite svelte, isn't he? Doubledouche motherfucker, crazy too.
Tom is looking quite svelte, isn't he? Doubledouche motherfucker, crazy too.
I love how Cruise is barely literate in this clip. He stammers and pauses so many times, you'd think he was being fed the words through an earpiece.
I love how Cruise is barely literate in this clip. He stammers and pauses so many times, you'd think he was being fed the words through an earpiece.
That big pause before the "heimliching a koala" thing was for his publicists to check if it registered on the Gay-O-Meter.
Did anyone mention to him that the soul of comedy is "timing"?
As my avatar would say…….
…..'geez…..I never knew a guy who liked "doggystyle" so much…AND he kept putting it in the wrong hole'
His #1 comment:
"I keep a cellphone in my pants so I can tell friends 'call my ass' "
"I keep a
cellphonegerbil in mypantsarsehole so I can tellfriendscocksucking prostitutes 'call my ass' watch out for the teeth"Fixed!!!……as we say on the intertubewebs.
Did anyone mention to him that the soul of comedy is "timing"?
He's been watching That '70s Show and How I Met Your Mother for tips.
As much as I hate him and want him to die in a vat of nuclear waste, that was funny
I would rather watch Twilight that Valkyrie movie he's got coming out.
This guy is a real
talentpiece of shit.I can't wait for the Tropic Thunder sequel that centers around his character.