
Dina Lohan should be put down immediately for her the way she’s fucked up her kids, specifically today for the way her 15-year-old daughter is posing for pictures like some tarted up whore. You don’t see kids on the street with this much makeup on unless you’re in Bangkok. Normally I like desperation in girls but on her it’s just sad. She would do anything to be famous. She’d get on all fours and let you ride her like a scooter if that’s what you wanted.
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I forsee lots of dick in this girl’s future, if she isn’t a master in it already.
Wow, Roadwhore Jr. Nice.
FIST?!?
Nope, no fist. BSDC, you are one seriously quick draw MFer.
I propose that riding a girl while she’s on all fours now be called ‘lohaning’.
Have a runner take that up to Urban Dictionary, would ya, sweetie. And bring me another double Dewar’s.
WhoD, what’s up. If you set her on fire with that Dewars afterwards, would it then be called “Winehouseing”?
Is she freckled from head to toe?
But that would be a criminal waste of good scotch. That’s why jeebus made gasoline.
More fuckin bait. Dammit.
“Okay, Lindsay! Now I want you to do your best impression of mosquito netting!”
::Snap!::
“PERFECT!!!”
damn it, not lindsay.
ahhh fuck it, it’s ruined
*I forsee lots of dick in this girl’s future, if she isn’t a master in it already.*
I forsee genital warts and herpes
those lips look like bumpers for my cock!
She’s a meh in my book. Her sister however can do lines of coke off my cock
Very small lines.
Look, I like freckles n’ all, but godDAMN!
Coming soon “Through The Storm 2″ by Dina Lohan
Slut in training
My wife is a readhead and I’m blonde, but shit we know about sunscreen.
Must be kiddie porn day on WWTDD. First Miley Cyrus now Ali Lohan.
Can’t we at least have someone we can do with doing time to.
Ugh, she looks like a damn jackyl.
Meh..she is boring and too skinny.