01.15.2009 american idol is a really good show

(326) Comments

1. 
   DB's Treasure 01/15/2009 12:32
   

   Hit the bricks, new guy.

   Actually, I mean get hit by a brick, new guy.
2. 
   Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/15/2009 12:33
   

   Nice, I thought she was cute in a kind of innocent way but now I think she’s cute in a kind of I want to fuck her until she dies from it way.
3. 
   DB's Treasure 01/15/2009 12:33
   

   Second row, pic #3

   cooooome to Butthead
4. 
   psychostyly 01/15/2009 12:34
   

   DB- In Beevis voice-

   No way Fartknocker- she was lookin at me!
5. 
   POOLMAN 01/15/2009 12:35
   

   heheheheh….tp for my bunghole
6. 
   POOLMAN 01/15/2009 12:36
   

   I would bang her and bang her and bang her
7. 
   psychostyly 01/15/2009 12:36
   

   And WTF is bubble tea?
8. 
   Rick (with a silent P) 01/15/2009 12:38
   

   GUY: (looks at wwtdd)
   GUY: (looks at handgun)
   GUY: (looks at wwtdd)
   GUY; (looks at handgun)
   GUY: (looks at wwtdd)
   GUY: (looks at handgun)
   GUY: “I need five more bullets to play the new wwtdd roulette.”
9. 
   WhoDeaux 01/15/2009 12:38
   

   That’s it? That’s the post?

   Is it supposed to be dry or something? So bad it’s good?

   Fuck me, man. New dude isn’t even trying.

   Probably cause he’s a 40 year old Jew from Long Island who went to Horrywoooood to write screenplays. Last week he caught a Craigslist ad looking for a HIP writer for a POPULAR CELEBRITY WEBSITE. Fat Penguin sent him a link and he spent the weekend reading old posts. When they talked again Monday they asked if he could write like that and he said, ‘Sure.’

   The End.
10. 
    ohmwrecker 01/15/2009 12:38
    

    We have a winner!
11. 
    Death to Finkle! 01/15/2009 12:38
    

    Wood eye? WOOD EYE?
12. 
    leftnutofjesus 01/15/2009 12:38
    

    i’m glad we’re still here and all bantering about snapping the fucking frame off this cunt, buuuut

    really…who’s writing the site? i’d rather just join a goddamned irc chat with us all in it and pick from a list of hourly topics or just let it flow like it usually does.
    whoever is writing is not B. and they blow more mule dick than some people I know from high school. literally. the guys that hang out at the AG shop way too much in high school. Hide your livestock.
13. 
    Jacktion! 01/15/2009 12:39
    

    You know who the real American Idol is?

    Richard Karn, Home Improvement’s Al Borland.
14. 
    Pottz 01/15/2009 12:39
    

    it’s tea…with bubbles…DUH!!…
15. 
    POOLMAN 01/15/2009 12:40
    

    Girls like this are why guys call their life insurance agent and ask what happens if their wife has an “accident”.

    He has been reading the post between SuperB and myself
16. 
    Little Sister 01/15/2009 12:40
    

    When did this become an American Idol fansite? I don’t even watch this stupid show and I’m now filled with all sorts of usless knowledge about it and it’s participants
17. 
    psychostyly 01/15/2009 12:40
    

    Ok- normally I dont give a rat’s ass- and certainly don’t watch the show, but that chick couldn’t sing for shit- no breath control, off key, sheesh. She does have a glorious body tho, so I guess she might have a shot.
18. 
    leftnutofjesus 01/15/2009 12:40
    

    would they not have the decency to inform us that B left?

    He was here Monday. Cuz some of that shit was funny…or was that friday? I’m baked.
19. 
    psychostyly 01/15/2009 12:41
    

    Pottz- you mean like tea flavored soda?
20. 
    ohmwrecker 01/15/2009 12:41
    

    What will these titties do?

    Uh, I don’t know . . . jiggle?

    Jigglin’ titties! Boy, you are a genius! You’ve answered our prayers here in Hollywood!

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