January 14, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
All last week there were reports that were clearly not true, claiming Amy Winehouse was reborn during her vacation on St Lucia, and she was cleaning up her act and swearing off the drugs and alcohol. Oh hey guess what…
A Wasted Amy Winehouse was reduced to crawling up to holidaymakers and grabbing their drinks — after fed-up resort staff refused to serve her.Each day seems to start with good intentions as she limbers up with yoga-style stretches before swinging into action on exercise rings.But by lunchtime bikini-clad Amy is relaxing with a drink on the beach or even openly smoking joints by the pool.Come nightfall and she is hitting the bottle with pals — despite the booze ban agreed by her management and staff.
What that last sentence means is the staff ins't supposed to serve her alcohol, but Amy has a plan, with each phase more fiendish and clever than the last.
She was spotted creeping up behind one woman, asking for a cigarette and then sprinting away with her cocktail.A source at the £200-a-night resort said: “We keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut.”
Ahem … "She grabs guests' drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut." Oh that's right. What a lady. This new boyfriend she found sure is one lucky fella. I think he and I should duel for her love. I declare pistols at dawn!