01.09.2009 amy winehouse is still a menace

People should just assume by now that if they see Amy Winehouse, she’s going to be dirty and smell bad and will almost definitely assault someone.  It’s happened every single day for three years, so I think by now it’s a very justified prejudice.  Oh hey guess what’s going on during her vacation in St Lucia…

Amy Winehouse escaped an assault probe after hurling a glass of water over a woman tourist.
The incident, on Saturday night, is the latest in a series of flashpoints with other  … Staff at her hotel on St Lucia claim she has infuriated holidaymakers with her antics during her two-week stay.
A source claimed: Everyone wants Amy to disappear. Her attack on this guest was the last straw.
She walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. She’s hardly the most popular guest.

As god as my witness if Amy Winehouse threw a glass of water on me I would punch her square in the face and she would hit the ground in a lump and lay there so motionless you'd think she just fell out of a plane.  

(picture source = bauer griffin)


(240) Comments

  1. JackieTreehorn 01/09/2009 08:19

    I just threw up

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/09/2009 08:20

    What a twat.

    Ruins the scenery and the mood, I’d want her dead if she fucked up my vacation like that.

    Just die already.

  3. JackieTreehorn 01/09/2009 08:20

    This bitch is gross. Why won’t she just die?

  4. SuperB 01/09/2009 08:21

    In this case:

    NIKE- just DON”T do it

  5. DB's Treasure 01/09/2009 08:23

    what…..whAT……WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL OVER THAT BITCHES LEG TO THE LEFT???????

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 01/09/2009 08:23

    “Amy Winehouse escaped an assault probe”

    I escaped an ass-ault probe myself at the airport…I paid someone else to bring the drugs in…

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 01/09/2009 08:24

    a sad day when Amy is the fifth sexiest woman in that photo…

  8. snatch 01/09/2009 08:25

    Captain Obvious here : she’s gained weight, no?

  9. Sensei John Kreese 01/09/2009 08:27

    Good morning beautiful!!

  10. TopherRyan 01/09/2009 08:29

    Total transexual…..she took her outie and made it an innie.

  11. Rick (with a silent P) 01/09/2009 08:29

    “Captain Obvious here : she’s gained weight, no?”

    snatch…no, Amy’s the one in the red swimsuit…lol ;)

  12. DB's Treasure 01/09/2009 08:31

    “As god as my witness if Amy Winehouse threw a glass of water on me I would punch her square in the face and she would hit the ground in a lump and lay there so motionless you’d think she just fell out of a plane.”

    Fuckin…..A!!!!

  13. dirtydiane1 01/09/2009 08:31

    why do i hear tom jones singing…”she’s a lady!”

  14. TopherRyan 01/09/2009 08:32

    dd- all i can hear is “a horse is a horse of course of course”

  15. Rick (with a silent P) 01/09/2009 08:32

    “why do i hear tom jones singing…’she’s a lady!’”

    because I bought the rights to “What’s New, Pussycat?”, diane…

  16. Perry 01/09/2009 08:33

    At least she is gainning weight.

  17. DB's Treasure 01/09/2009 08:34

    Ya know….in situations like these I’d point to my bumper sicker:

    WWJCD?
    (What Would Johnny Cash Do?)

  18. ohmwrecker 01/09/2009 08:35

    Wait. Throwing a glass of water on someone is the last straw? What a bunch of ninnies.

  19. Rick (with a silent P) 01/09/2009 08:35

    “She walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. She’s hardly the most popular guest.”

    That’s funny…they LOVED it when David Hasselhoff did it…

  20. JackieTreehorn 01/09/2009 08:36

    What the fuck is up with the woman’s leg on the left?? Did Wino give her ebola?

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