01.05.2009 ANNALYNNE MCCORD IS ATTRACTIVE

"90210" and "Nip/Tuck" star AnnaLynne McCord hit up South Beach this weekend, and oddly enough I didn’t see any dudes with erections when I first opened these pictures.  Needless to say I promptly took care of that.  Although she does need to get implants, because I personally like really big tits, and everyone should do what I say.  Also tone down her hair.  I assume it's naturally like that but it looks like that blown-out 80's hair.  All that's missing is a Members Only jacket with the sleeves cut off and she could be in a Whitesnake video with that hair.  On the plus side, I dig that a hot girl in a bikini is throwing around a football painted with American pride.  I salute you, AnnaLynne.  At least parts of me do. 

(picture source = bauer griffin and pacific coast)


(135) Comments

  1. JackieTreehorn 01/05/2009 11:24

    FIRST

  2. JackieTreehorn 01/05/2009 11:25

    I'd hit it

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/05/2009 11:25

    Her tits look weird in that bikini top but I want to ram my cock in those nice DSLs of hers.

    The vagina area is very inviting as well.

  4. Demon Spawn 01/05/2009 11:27

    What is it with some of you guys and these stick women? If I stuck my penis inside her the head would be rubbing up against bone.

  5. leftnutofjesus 01/05/2009 11:27

    i'd iron out every wrinkle in that pussy.  the next guy would just crawl in it like a snow cave on top of everest where you die and he'll fall out when she farts.

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 01/05/2009 11:28

    I guess that would explain why my penis is standing at attention parade rest…sob…

  7. leftnutofjesus 01/05/2009 11:29

    demonspawn,

    i'd powder her spine well enough, you'd be able to slalom down it.

  8. Death to Finkle! 01/05/2009 11:29

    Daddy likes.  A damn lot.

  9. moby 01/05/2009 11:31

    this bitch would crack a vertebrae and two ribs if anything other than gentle missionary is performed

  10. leftnutofjesus 01/05/2009 11:31

    if i were president, i'd start a PSA campaign on the complete abolition of bitches pulling their bikini bottoms out of their asscracks when coming out of water.  it's not what we want.  unless you're taking it off or fingering an orifice, just let it go…..like my warm creek of god juice along your tongue.

  11. Death to Finkle! 01/05/2009 11:32

    Look at the tightness of that                                       spiral.

     

     

    Wait a minute.  Isn't Annalynne pepper's alter ego?

  12. dirtydiane1 01/05/2009 11:32

    where are the pics of the senior citizen she beat up and stole those awesome doctor's office sunglasses from?

  13. leftnutofjesus 01/05/2009 11:32

    moby,

    i disagree.  this bitch is sturdy enough to get bowed out like an oak barrel in a steam room.  i'd spidermonkey this bitch until her ovaries mailed me a postcard from Fucktown.

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 01/05/2009 11:33

    "this bitch would crack a vertebrae and two ribs if anything other than gentle missionary is performed"

    I've been told that a need for emergency treatment apres intercourse indicated you were doing it right…maybe one day I find that out for myself…

  15. moby 01/05/2009 11:33

    leftnut, i'm all for different body types but 1/2 these pics need to be in a nat geo mag, not durden…someone needs to get this bitch a sandwhich, fast…

     

  16. Rick (with a silent P) 01/05/2009 11:35

    "leftnut, i'm all for different body types but 1/2 these pics need to be in a nat geo mag, not durden…someone needs to get this bitch a sandwich, fast…"

    Annalynne's next gig: starring as one of the children in the "Feed the Children" ads…

  17. Death to Finkle! 01/05/2009 11:35

    She's skinny, indeed.  However, this chick has done more cardio in 24 photos than I've done in 6 months.

  18. leftnutofjesus 01/05/2009 11:35

    i felt like i was having a heart attack after "wake me up and fuck me at 2:45 on a wednesday" sex, but it was because i was just so mad at her for waking me up that i tried to kill her by pure one leg up on the bed while standing and she's in a balled up doggystyle position at the end of the bed.

    there's the mental image.  and…..there's my boner.

  19. Death to Finkle! 01/05/2009 11:36

    ***including shower time, mind you.

  20. dirtydiane1 01/05/2009 11:37

    if the marks on knees are any indication, her eating disorder is so bad, she even binges and purges the protein-laden manjam.

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