01.13.2009 birth of a super villain

I'm sure a better clip of this dude will show up later, but if you didn't see him on American Idol tonight, you missed a real treat.  He was like a mad scientists assistant, except for that nifty striped shirt of course.

(133) Comments

  1. grubber 01/13/2009 19:28

    yeah. whatever.
    dane-cook-licking, shit-watching moron.

  2. gargamel444 01/13/2009 19:32

    Villian? Really? You don’t know how to spell villain?

  3. Lil'Yimmy Norton 01/13/2009 19:33

    He looked like the homosexual brother from wedding crashers, “I’m going to my room to paint….homo things’

    Stop hawking Dane Cook movies, we know they aren’t funny.

  4. TengoDooter 01/13/2009 19:34

    What does that guy have to do with Dane Cook?

    I’m getting confused.

  5. Jacktion! 01/13/2009 19:38

    Have no fear!

    Richard Karn, Home Improvement’s Al Borland will save the day!

  6. Pauly Dangerously 01/13/2009 19:39

    That girl is hot.

  7. Morgan02 01/13/2009 19:40

    The movie ads are the funniest thing here, I have literally never seen one thing so relentlessly hawked on a page. Is this like a burnout before they shut down?

    Although, underneath the search box, there’s a gray area you could put some kind of Dane material in. Lost opportunity, I probably would’ve clicked.

  8. Pauly Dangerously 01/13/2009 19:41

    Isn’t Richard Karn in “My Best Friend’s Girl”?

  9. soleblazer 01/13/2009 19:42

    Yeah, how fucking funny is it that this site used to KILL Dane Cook (and for good reason), now he’s whored out here. wtf. I signed up just to post this, 2 minutes back please douche

  10. Jacktion! 01/13/2009 19:44

    Richard Karn, Home Improvement’s Al Borland is NOT in “My Best Friend’s Girl” but you might be surprised to learn that Dane Cook is.

  11. Silverback 01/13/2009 19:45

    Villian ? Maybe he had vaudevillian in mind.

    And fuck me, there appears to be a show on television where fat people get weighed.Weighed. It goes on for hours.

  12. TengoDooter 01/13/2009 19:47

    Richard Karn! Now there was a fine comedic actor.

    Why can’t there be a celebrity bashing blog dedicated to glorifying him?

  13. HogNuts 01/13/2009 19:49

    i agree dooter. i sometimes find myself asking “what the fuck would al borland do?”

  14. Jacktion! 01/13/2009 19:51

    You know, this place reminds me of a site that I used to go to, except that site didn’t live inside of Dane Cook’s rectum.

    Maybe next week, you can feature the incredibly annoying Progressive Insurance girl.

    The week after that, perhaps Celine Dion songs can start playing as soon as you enter the site.

  15. HogNuts 01/13/2009 19:52

    “My best friend’s Girl” is blowing B. or at least Dane is.

    Sorry B

  16. Silverback 01/13/2009 19:53

    Weighed. [Weighed]

    Big bucks, no whammys…

  17. Jacktion! 01/13/2009 19:54

    Has anybody gone to whtdtg?

    Where have Tyler Durden’s Testicles Gone?

  18. Silverback 01/13/2009 19:57

    I might suck Dane Cook’s cock if it’d get me some italics.

  19. TengoDooter 01/13/2009 19:58

    “Maybe next week, you can feature the incredibly annoying Progressive Insurance girl.”

    That would be Stephanie Courtney, Progessive’s Flo the saleslady.

  20. HogNuts 01/13/2009 19:59

    Nice trade. Strike-over & italics for a dane cook movie ad.

    Bravo. clap clap

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