01.20.2009 brooke hogan is a big star

I always assumed that if Brooke Hogan and Kelly Clarkson’s worlds ever collided, it would be at some kind of pie eating contest, but instead Brooke decided it would be a good idea to cover a Clarkson song I’ve never heard of. She was mistaken. It was a horrible idea, because that bitch can't sing. In all honesty this might be the worst thing I’ve ever heard.  I’d rather bring home a new girl and hear her say, "okay now you suck mine", than to ever hear another note from this song again.

(120) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/20/2009 07:14

    Christ that was fucking awful and she should be put down like a horse with a broken leg for it.

  2. ohmwrecker 01/20/2009 07:16

    I don’t think that track is finished.

  3. grubber 01/20/2009 07:16

    I’d rather bring home a new girl and hear her say, “okay now you suck mine”.

    that actually sounds like a wonderful idea!

    *goes out, abducts a tiny teeny taiwanesy*

  4. yelraf 01/20/2009 07:18

    I’d hit it. From behind. And give her a reach around. As long as her cock isn’t bigger than mine.

  5. Rick (with a silent P) 01/20/2009 07:19

    “I don’t think that track is finished.”

    I would hope that they never finish that track…unless by track, they mean dog track, in which case, I’ll put a C-note on Brooke to win in the fourth race…

  6. RemSteale 01/20/2009 07:20

    I actually had to take my earphones out half way through. She really cannot sing

  7. Jake 01/20/2009 07:21

    Big Star as in ginormas as a solar star

  8. grubber 01/20/2009 07:24

    they need to add backing new lead vocals, that would help a lot…

    just saying.

  9. Tyrone Biggums 01/20/2009 07:26

    test

  10. ohmwrecker 01/20/2009 07:27

    I didn’t say I think it should be finished, but that sounded pretty rough. No pitch correction and It hasn’t been mastered yet. This is a good example of what 90% of pop “singers” sound like before before it’s all processed.

    Of course she can’t sing. Is this a real revelation?

  11. Tyrone Biggums 01/20/2009 07:27

    ah, thanks eat shit Fat Penguin Media

  12. SuperB 01/20/2009 07:27

    I absolutly hate this bitch…

    NEXT…more titties please.

  13. SuperB 01/20/2009 07:28

    May I also say, everything is back to normal sans the text tools???

    YAY

  14. RemSteale 01/20/2009 07:29

    Change is not always a good thing

  15. Rick (with a silent P) 01/20/2009 07:29

    The only redeeming quality about this post? no Hogan pics…

  16. Rick (with a silent P) 01/20/2009 07:31

    “I didn’t say I think it should be finished”

    I knew what you meant, ohm…I was trying to make sure your carpal tunnel flare-up stemmed from something more worthy than a Brooke Hogan post…

  17. grubber 01/20/2009 07:33

    I’d definitely could do with some old hulkamania pics… get my testosterone on :)

    supB: seconded!

  18. RemSteale 01/20/2009 07:34

    So hulkmania pics get you going Grub?? Does DD know?

  19. yelraf 01/20/2009 07:37

    Glad to see everyone’s going to stay. I checked out some of the withleather threads the other day. Those “regulars” acted irregular…as in constipated. Grumpy bunch, aren’t they?

  20. grubber 01/20/2009 07:39

    not everything I do is sexual in nature, dear rem..

    a lot, but not all.

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