01.23.2009 dont wake the rest of the bitches

Pictures of Michael Jai White showed up on Splash this morning, which is as good a reason as any to bitch about something: how come this dude isn't a big star?  He's awesome. He should at least be a Jason Statham/Jet Li level star.  Luckily things seem to be picking up.  He did a lot with a little in "Dark Knight", and now, as first reported on Film Drunk, his movie "Black Dynamite" has been picked up at Sundance by Sony.  If you don’t know what "Black Dynamite" is (and be warned this trailer is NSFW due to language and awesome tits) it's a 70's black action movie starring Baltimore Colts All Star running back Feronte Jones, Ebony Fashion Fair model Tambullah Quatar, Little Tiny T, Junebug, Bo Willie Peeps and Caption Kangaroo.  This movies got it all: karate, bitches, and oh baby, talk about action!


(13) Comments

  1. Rick (with a silent P) 01/23/2009 06:15

    hmmm this begs the question…

    Does Black Dynamite come in small packages?

  2. Watt(Power) 01/23/2009 06:15

    NIGZ AND PIGZ!

  3. Watt(Power) 01/23/2009 06:16

    Damn you’(p)Rick!

    Ok back to the other thread.

  4. BuddyGroove 01/23/2009 06:16

    What the hell did he do in the Dark Knight that no other black actor could do?

  5. Scrubs 01/23/2009 06:31

    Spawn would fuck up the Stath

  6. Chris18 01/23/2009 06:44

    Hollywood only allows a set number of black men to work above the line. With Snipes going to jail this guy got the call to move up to the big leagues.

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 01/23/2009 06:47

    “With Snipes going to jail this guy got the call to move up to the big leagues.”

    I suppose then that this dude was “Passenger 58″?

  8. grubber 01/23/2009 06:57

    gheghe. spot on rick..

    I dig the trailer. nice.

  9. SashyBash 01/23/2009 07:22

    Do they call him Black Dynamite on the field, too? I will be first in line to watch this! not

  10. superfast 01/23/2009 10:37

    This movie looks fucking awesome. If you want to see Michael Jai White at his finest, watch ‘Thick as Thieves’ a great movie.

  11. Jake 01/23/2009 11:05

    Is this for real? No. Really? No. Are you sure? Seems very fake to me. Is this one of those movies that they kept retro to make it less appealing?

  12. jugg 01/23/2009 11:50

    This bitch can’t fuck with the JUGGERNAUT bitch!

  13. suzzy 01/23/2009 20:51

    WESLEY IS OUT MICHAEL IS IN!!!!!

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