If I were naked, and a girl came at my penis with a wire coat hanger, I would consider it nothing less than an attack, and I would knee her right in the face and then run right to the cops. I’m not joking. Carmen Electra has other ideas, apparently.
Sexy CARMEN ELECTRA uses wire coat hangers to ramp up her sex life! The actress/model refuses to go into details about how she uses her homemade sex aids, but admits she's found a hot new use for hangers. She teases, "A little pleasure, a little pain. It's all about fun." The current Playboy pin-up tells the magazine she's a big collector of sex toys and visits the world's top boutiques to stock up. Electra, who is engaged to rocker Rob Patterson, adds, "I love going to different sex shops… and collecting the coolest handcuffs and naughtiest lingerie. That's exciting for me."
Yeah, because that’s been a real problem. Sex is boring. Finishing in a hot girls mouth is okay, I guess, but if I did while she wore little devil horns, oh baby, NOW were talkin!
(by the way, no guy on earth gives a shit about sexy lingerie. If your man says he does he’s lying or clearly gay. Guys like girls in tight jeans and push-up bras and then not tight jeans and push-up bras. If we're gonna have sex, just take your GD clothes off. Costumes are different. If you must, dress up like a slutty Hermione or Dorothy or Girl Scout. You don’t wanna know why, I assure you.)
NIGZ AND…oh yea
She's full of shit and is just trying to sound kinky and crazy.
…those tits do look good though and I wouldn't have a problem sliding my dick in-between them.
"by the way, no guy on earth gives a shit about sexy lingerie."
BS…sexy lingerie is outstanding…like wrapping for Christmas presents…enticing while on…satisfying all strewn about the room…
fithst
Whats wrong with a girl being kinky and crazy??
Yep, lingerie serves it's purpose for about two minutes, and then it just starts getting in the way. Great analogy about the Christmas presents (p)rick,
no fun when its all talk REM
Electra, who is engaged to rocker Rob Patterson, adds, "I love going to different sex shops… and collecting the coolest handcuffs and naughtiest lingerie. That's exciting for me."
Rob, enjoy the next 18 months of your life and then call Dave Navarro, Dennis Rodman and Prince.
<<<—- agrees with Rick.
Hot lingerie= boner
Naughty nurse uniform = boner.
School girl outfit= boner. 12 year old wearing it= massive boner.
"What's wrong with a girl being kinky and crazy??"
well, mainly the orders of protection she keeps filing on me, Rem…
12 year old wearing
itanything= massive boner."by the way, no guy on earth gives a shit about sexy lingerie."
SO not true…
"uhh…baby can you leave the knee high socks on"
Although i can't really imagine what a woman could possibly do to me with a wire hanger that wouldn't get her punched in the face and kicked in the teats.
sounds like an inhome abortion kit or pimp stick
"NO……..WIRE……..HANGERS!!!!" Fuck, my Mommie Dearest fantasy finally cums to fruition.
oh… missed the part when you were talking about costumes being ok. yes, i agree for the most part that once the undressing has begun, i generally don't give a flying fuck what color your panties are as long as they're not pee stained or turd crusted.
"uhh…baby can you leave the knee high socks on"
Now we know what SuperB and DB got up to
"uhh…baby can you leave the knee high socks on"
That's for our protection. I try fucking the middle out of a pinecone.
NO WIRE HANGERS….FTW