01.12.2009 hold on to your funny bones

Megan Fox was another of the big stars dressed to the nines at last nights Golden Globe awards, and let me tell ya, now THOSE are some Golden Globes.  Hahahaha!  Get it?  I was referring to her breasts, which are somewhat globe shaped.  And she’s in a golden dress.  But don’t give me all the credit, the joke began early this morning with a trip to the writers room, where a panel of comedy all-stars (including alumni of "Step By Step" and "227") took turns exchanging zingers.  Soon, one of the writers, probably a Jew, noticed Megan had visually appealing breasts and so he ad-libbed, hey, now THOSE are some golden globes.  Oh, hohoho, hahaha, you’ve done it again Jew!


(149) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/12/2009 08:19

    Goddammit thanks for the Monday morning wood and btw I would kill every single one of you to have my way with her for an evening.

  2. RemSteale 01/12/2009 08:20

    I still thin Salma looks better (

  3. RemSteale 01/12/2009 08:21

    There is some very strange filtering going on here today.
    As I was saying, I still think Salma looks better but I am going to duck to avoid the hail of Megan is a goddess comments

  4. Long_Duk_Dong 01/12/2009 08:23

    in desperado…hell yes…but today i must disagree with the gentleman form Engalund

  5. Rick (with a silent P) 01/12/2009 08:24

    “btw I would kill every single one of you to have my way with her for an evening.”

    I suggest you start with Dane Cock, BSDC…

  6. RemSteale 01/12/2009 08:25

    We all have out opinions Duk, I just dont really think Megan is that hot, pretty, but not hot

  7. DB's Treasure 01/12/2009 08:28

    (second row, pic#1)

    JIZZ….IN MY PANTS!!!

  8. AdrianMoss 01/12/2009 08:28

    I’ve been trying to increase the distance my cum travels so I can shoot it in her vag and get my meal ticket

  9. DB's Treasure 01/12/2009 08:28

    Rem, I respect your opinion…but I’d still like to kick you in the yambag for not thinking she’s hot.

  10. Long_Duk_Dong 01/12/2009 08:29

    I was only going on body now Rem…Salma has her by a long shot if you look at her in movies a few years ago…

  11. RemSteale 01/12/2009 08:30

    Laura Prepon is way hotter

  12. Long_Duk_Dong 01/12/2009 08:30

    word of the day “YAMBAG”

  13. MonyVibescu 01/12/2009 08:31

    I don’t find her to be attractive, sorry. I guess I’d still insert a gardening utensil into her supple cunt, though…

    Lizzie Banks is much better. Now that’s a woman who gets me hard…

  14. Pervert7 01/12/2009 08:31

    Long time reader, first time poster…WTF is bag of Douche Dane Cook still doing on the top of the page???? Seriously..Fuck that overrated jerkoff. Very sad day it is….

  15. mistahp 01/12/2009 08:33

    …and now I feel guilty for remembering the show 227 with a certain degree of fondness.

  16. Watt(Power) 01/12/2009 08:35

    I second the Jizzed My Pants. I also third, fourth, and maybe fifth it, ill tell you in about 2 minutes.

    HURRAY TITS!

  17. cheese 01/12/2009 08:36

    She’s so dreamy

  18. someoneluvsu 01/12/2009 08:36

    Jews write jokes?

  19. someoneluvsu 01/12/2009 08:37

    I think it’s safe to assume Dane Cook is not Jewish.

  20. Watt(Power) 01/12/2009 08:38

    Speaking of lizzie’s, Lizzie Caplin (chick from Cloverfield and the crazy hippie from True Blood) has maybe the most perfect chest I’ve ever seen.

    *drools*

    *Jizzes Pants*

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