
Megan Fox was another of the big stars dressed to the nines at last nights Golden Globe awards, and let me tell ya, now THOSE are some Golden Globes. Hahahaha! Get it? I was referring to her breasts, which are somewhat globe shaped. And she’s in a golden dress. But don’t give me all the credit, the joke began early this morning with a trip to the writers room, where a panel of comedy all-stars (including alumni of "Step By Step" and "227") took turns exchanging zingers. Soon, one of the writers, probably a Jew, noticed Megan had visually appealing breasts and so he ad-libbed, hey, now THOSE are some golden globes. Oh, hohoho, hahaha, you’ve done it again Jew!


















Goddammit thanks for the Monday morning wood and btw I would kill every single one of you to have my way with her for an evening.
I still thin Salma looks better (
There is some very strange filtering going on here today.
As I was saying, I still think Salma looks better but I am going to duck to avoid the hail of Megan is a goddess comments
in desperado…hell yes…but today i must disagree with the gentleman form Engalund
“btw I would kill every single one of you to have my way with her for an evening.”
I suggest you start with Dane Cock, BSDC…
We all have out opinions Duk, I just dont really think Megan is that hot, pretty, but not hot
(second row, pic#1)
JIZZ….IN MY PANTS!!!
I’ve been trying to increase the distance my cum travels so I can shoot it in her vag and get my meal ticket
Rem, I respect your opinion…but I’d still like to kick you in the yambag for not thinking she’s hot.
I was only going on body now Rem…Salma has her by a long shot if you look at her in movies a few years ago…
Laura Prepon is way hotter
word of the day “YAMBAG”
I don’t find her to be attractive, sorry. I guess I’d still insert a gardening utensil into her supple cunt, though…
Lizzie Banks is much better. Now that’s a woman who gets me hard…
Long time reader, first time poster…WTF is bag of Douche Dane Cook still doing on the top of the page???? Seriously..Fuck that overrated jerkoff. Very sad day it is….
…and now I feel guilty for remembering the show 227 with a certain degree of fondness.
I second the Jizzed My Pants. I also third, fourth, and maybe fifth it, ill tell you in about 2 minutes.
HURRAY TITS!
She’s so dreamy
Jews write jokes?
I think it’s safe to assume Dane Cook is not Jewish.
Speaking of lizzie’s, Lizzie Caplin (chick from Cloverfield and the crazy hippie from True Blood) has maybe the most perfect chest I’ve ever seen.
*drools*
*Jizzes Pants*