
It’s so uncomfortable to see Madonna trying to dress young and sexy, like she is here in this promo shot for “Hard Candy”, according to today’s Daily Mail. It’s an old lady mostly naked except for a bunch of random shit, like a boxing glove and a mink wrap. It’s the kind of thing you’d expect to see at a crooked nursing home.
APOLOGETIC UPDATE – now, regrettably, with more pictures.


















I take back what I said about her armpit.
Grandma?
Oh God, I used to work in a place that catered to odd tastes and one of the magazines they sold was of older women, you only open one issue once out of curiosity then you place it very carefully back on the rack. This just gave me some horrible flashbacks
Put a bag over that Skeletor head of hers, cover up those sinewy arms and the remainder doesn’t look that bad at all.
Is she wearing a diaper? Depends…HA
They’re going to photoshop that right? RIGHT?!
Her tits look alright in that pic. Her face looks like its being preserved with formalderhyde though.
no more pleeeeeease
Put a bag over that Skeletor head of hers and it’s not that bad.
How the hell did that happen?
Yikes,I’d rather look at the picture with the muskrat in her lap
GRANDMA!! I told you not to leave the house without putting clothes on.
nursing home porn
B I will give you $15,000 to take this off the site!
Always on the cutting edge, Madonna is remembered today as a pioneer in geriatric porn during the waning days of the American Empire.
I don’t know which is scarier, the old Madonna or the older Madonna.
my 97 year old grandmother looks better than this. true story.
but then again, so does the corpse of margaret thatcher. what, she ISN’t dead yet?
Mandonna is looking like her usual dreadful self.
Maybe she’s just being ironic??
Nah, she probably thinks that looks good. Going back to the Miranda Kerr thread
Mandonna is looking like her usual dreadful self.