i dont feel so good – update

By brendon January 19, 2009 @ 9:00 AM

It’s so uncomfortable to see Madonna trying to dress young and sexy, like she is here in this promo shot for “Hard Candy”, according to today’s Daily Mail.  It’s an old lady mostly naked except for a bunch of random shit, like a boxing glove and a mink wrap.  It’s the kind of thing you’d expect to see at a crooked nursing home.

APOLOGETIC UPDATE – now, regrettably, with more pictures.


(104) Comments

  1. mimic 01/19/2009 08:15

    I take back what I said about her armpit.

  2. aemoosh 01/19/2009 08:15


  3. RemSteale 01/19/2009 08:17

    Oh God, I used to work in a place that catered to odd tastes and one of the magazines they sold was of older women, you only open one issue once out of curiosity then you place it very carefully back on the rack. This just gave me some horrible flashbacks

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/19/2009 08:17

    Put a bag over that Skeletor head of hers, cover up those sinewy arms and the remainder doesn’t look that bad at all.

  5. mimic 01/19/2009 08:19

    Is she wearing a diaper? Depends…HA

  6. Banjo String 01/19/2009 08:20

    They’re going to photoshop that right? RIGHT?!

  7. preppeller 01/19/2009 08:20

    Her tits look alright in that pic. Her face looks like its being preserved with formalderhyde though.

  8. lady garden 01/19/2009 08:22

    no more pleeeeeease

  9. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/19/2009 08:23

    Put a bag over that Skeletor head of hers and it’s not that bad.

  10. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/19/2009 08:23

    How the hell did that happen?

  11. Lil'Yimmy Norton 01/19/2009 08:24

    Yikes,I’d rather look at the picture with the muskrat in her lap

  12. tubby t 01/19/2009 08:28

    GRANDMA!! I told you not to leave the house without putting clothes on.

  13. Dr Drew 01/19/2009 08:34

    nursing home porn

  14. fukU 01/19/2009 08:35

    B I will give you $15,000 to take this off the site!

  15. Dr. Gonzo 01/19/2009 08:35

    Always on the cutting edge, Madonna is remembered today as a pioneer in geriatric porn during the waning days of the American Empire.

  16. Old_Perv 01/19/2009 08:36

    I don’t know which is scarier, the old Madonna or the older Madonna.

  17. grubber 01/19/2009 08:36

    my 97 year old grandmother looks better than this. true story.
    but then again, so does the corpse of margaret thatcher. what, she ISN’t dead yet?

  18. bonniekay 01/19/2009 08:36

    Mandonna is looking like her usual dreadful self.

  19. RemSteale 01/19/2009 08:37

    Maybe she’s just being ironic??
    Nah, she probably thinks that looks good. Going back to the Miranda Kerr thread

  20. bonniekay 01/19/2009 08:37

    Mandonna is looking like her usual dreadful self.

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