I HEART LILY ALLEN, PART 17

How can you not love Lily Allen?  She’s actually a big music star, but she runs around naked constantly and is a complete pain in the ass.  She's harmless of course, she's not gonna back over you with her car and then dump your corpse in a swamp, but she is the best when it comes to stuff like this…

LILY ALLEN has combined her two favourite things — t’internet and slagging people off — to re-ignite her feud with KATY PERRY.Writing on her Facebook page, Lily said: “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour.“I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”Lily also joined two groups on the networking site.One is called “I hate Katy Perry and her dumb-ass song I Kissed A Girl”.The other is “Katy Perry? Who in the hell does she think she is?”

Katy Perry is an annoying pain in the ass so screw her, I hope Katy does it.  Or send it to me, I’ll do it.  WTF do I care?  What’s gonna happen?  Is Katy not gonna sleep with me if I cross this line?  I rarely get laid anyway, and there was at least a 50 percent chance she wasn’t gonna F me regardless, so I hardly see that as any kind of threat.