How can you not love Lily Allen? She’s actually a big music star, but she runs around naked constantly and is a complete pain in the ass. She's harmless of course, she's not gonna back over you with her car and then dump your corpse in a swamp, but she is the best when it comes to stuff like this…
LILY ALLEN has combined her two favourite things — t’internet and slagging people off — to re-ignite her feud with KATY PERRY.
Writing on her Facebook page, Lily said: “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour.
“I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”
Lily also joined two groups on the networking site.
One is called “I hate Katy Perry and her dumb-ass song I Kissed A Girl”.
The other is “Katy Perry? Who in the hell does she think she is?”
Katy Perry is an annoying pain in the ass so screw her, I hope Katy does it. Or send it to me, I’ll do it. WTF do I care? What’s gonna happen? Is Katy not gonna sleep with me if I cross this line? I rarely get laid anyway, and there was at least a 50 percent chance she wasn’t gonna F me regardless, so I hardly see that as any kind of threat.
NIGZ AND PIGZ!!!
shitz
she'd be hot with a pair of tits
Facebook feuding, only slightly less retarded than MySpace feuding.
Yawn.
all boring
both of them are haineous (sp) so fuck'em
Cause it's so hard to get your number changed…
TITS or GTFO
No one is naked here..nothing to see…move along people
WHERE is the JenLove post…come on now….
Facebook feuding, only slightly less retarded than MySpace feuding.
I prefer to feud with foreign kids on XBox Live… right after they use cheat codes to defeat me on Madden.
Bren and Lily: "wonder twin powers, activate! form of boring post!"
I'd bet my third leg that Lily thinks she's so smart because her friend pulled Katy Perry's phone number that she publicly lists on her MySpace profile. Just a hunch.
My wife left me after I pronounced it "Cat-E" for the 2,000th time… I still refuse to submit to calling someone "Kay-Tee" if the fucker ain't spelled right.
Bad skin, no chest, cheap red lipstick. I don't even know who the other chick is. Move on to something worth lookin' at!
These two shouldn't feud. Some mad scientist needs to take Katy Perry's tits and put them on Lily Allen's body which is so frequently naked. That'd be good.
I have her number 814-NOTALENT. You can also her toll-free at 1-800-BIG-TITS, which in itself is a talent to me.
(rocks with his cock out to some Deep Dish waiting for a better post than this drivel)
yawn….
isn't both lily's and katy's combined 30 minutes up yet?
I still heart her, too. *fluttering eyelashes*