01.07.2009 I HEART LILY ALLEN, PART 18

So many big stars never give good answers to anything; they just sputter out some poorly formed nonsense that is perfectly safe and boring.  Lily Allen on the other hand…

You never hear the good things about taking cocaine … the only story is that drugs are bad and they will kill you - you will become a prostitute, a rapist or a dealer. But that's not true.  I know lots of people who take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work.  But we never hear that side of the story.  I wish people wouldn’t sensationalise it.  Some people are just bad at taking drugs.

Lily says she tried coke and didn’t like it, but please don’t think she's done pissing people off.

I don’t like Christianity much.  I was brought up in a Catholic school and they told me gays, adultery and drugs were bad.  All my mum’s friends were gay, my dad was having affairs and there were drugs in the house when I was a kid, so it was a bit cruel.

I admire her can-do spirit about coke.  We only hear the liberal medias negative spin, but without it our models would be fatasses and our linebackers would never reach a hundred tackles.  More importantly, look, if you can think of some better way to get 17-year-old runaways to do anal in a porn, I'm all ears, Mr. Fixit.

(picture source = splash news)


(309) Comments

  1. Grim Reamer 01/07/2009 11:56

    Still no tits

  2. heart rob 01/07/2009 11:56

    she classy

     

  3. davebo 01/07/2009 11:57

    "if you can think of some better way to get 17-year-old runaways to do anal in a porn, I'm all ears, Mr. Fixit."

    ahahahaha!  I love you.

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/07/2009 11:57

    Coke is great, except for the limp dick and risk of heart failure.

  5. POOLMAN 01/07/2009 11:58

    stupid post *shaking fists

  6. Pauly Dangerously 01/07/2009 11:59

    I know lots of people who take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work. 

     

    Sing my story, bitch! Sing it so the whole world can hear!

  7. ohmwrecker 01/07/2009 11:59

    Liberal media?

  8. Screamer 01/07/2009 11:59

    Take this girl home to mother

  9. Achmed the Dead Terrorist 01/07/2009 11:59

    DUMB!

  10. Pauly Dangerously 01/07/2009 12:01

    ……………/ *snorts*

     

    Ok, who'sreadytogetthismotherfuckingpartystarted?

  11. DB's Treasure 01/07/2009 12:01

    Tyrone -

    I did not get this post in before the newest thread was posted, so here it goes again:

     

     

    Tyrone, if you're Head of WWTDD Quality Control then I insist I am President of Social & Athletic Activities of WWTDD.

    First order of business; Aquarobics followed by Keg Stand Tourny. 

     

  12. Terd Ferguson 01/07/2009 12:01

    With quotes like that I am lead to belive that Lily Allen is constructed out of tits and pure win.

  13. wonky 01/07/2009 12:01

    I think "conservative media" would be more apropos.

  14. ohmwrecker 01/07/2009 12:04

    Maybe I'm not a "liberal"?

  15. Pauly Dangerously 01/07/2009 12:04

    DB, are we doing keg stands w/push-ups?

    If so [cracks knuckles] let the shit hit the fan

  16. ohmwrecker 01/07/2009 12:05

    I am a Libertine!

  17. snatch 01/07/2009 12:06

    Ohm

    You're a regular Marquis de Sade eh?

  18. Pauly Dangerously 01/07/2009 12:07

    Guys, I'm more into "Labia" media.

  19. DB's Treasure 01/07/2009 12:08

    Hmm, more like Director of Social & Athletic Activities…

     

    …Pauly, let the games begin.

    …(P)RICK! Keep those water weights over your head and tread that water! 

  20. Tyrone Biggums 01/07/2009 12:08

    Pauly:

    Strumming my pain with his fingers,

    Singing my life with his words…

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