01.07.2009 JENNIFER LOVE CHEW-IT IS SAD

Jennifer Love Hewitt broke up with her fiancé Ross McCall last week, and even though she's back at work on her show "Ghost Whisperer", she's finding it hard to mend a broken wait a second when did she get less fat?  Oh I swear if she ruins my Jennifer Love Chew-It nickname I'm gonna kill her.

"She is usually very bubbly, but she is more quiet and seems sad," the source says. "She usually hangs out with the crew between takes, but lately she is only hanging out with her bodyguard."
"They're both really sad about this," another source, who is close to the couple, said at the time. "Even their friends are surprised; they seemed really happy."
Hewitt, 29, got engaged to the Scottish actor, 32, in November 2007 after dating for two years.

Whatever.  I’m still freaked out about that Carmen Electra thing.  What can she even do with a coat hanger, I'm morbidly curious now.  To hear.  Not to experience. My grandfather used to tell us, “keep pointy things such as metal coat hangers away from your penis at all times”, and it still stands as the best advice I’ve ever gotten.

(picture source = bauer griffin)


(149) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 01/07/2009 07:52

    pic #5

    Scrumptious butt….absolutely scrumptious.  

  2. fukU 01/07/2009 07:52

    unless her ass is naked I don't care!

  3. JackieTreehorn 01/07/2009 07:52

    what a fat slut

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/07/2009 07:52

    My dick wants to party like it's 1994 looking at these pics.

  5. skippy153 01/07/2009 07:54

    poor thing…..I'll take care of her

  6. DB's Treasure 01/07/2009 07:55

    I Know What You Did Last Summer…

     

    …and so does Dave Thomas 

  7. el_jefe_tx 01/07/2009 07:55

    I'd buy that for a dollar.

  8. Rick (with a silent P) 01/07/2009 07:55

    I'm so surprised to find her hanging out so near the craft services area…

  9. penny_dreadful 01/07/2009 07:56

    don't worry, it's an illusion- if you strap a velvet tutu on a jacket and throw on some heels, even Oprah's ass will look smaller. whew.

  10. RemSteale 01/07/2009 07:58

    But she does have bangin' boobs on the show….

  11. el_jefe_tx 01/07/2009 07:59

    I wouldn't mind creating a map of Hawaii on her ass.

  12. Bob 01/07/2009 07:59

    I would bang the hell out of her.  The Shake and Bake snorg chick too.

  13. JackieTreehorn 01/07/2009 08:01

    the only thing she should chew on is my load in her mouth

  14. The Fried Man 01/07/2009 08:03

    If you want to call it "hanging out" with her bodyguard, fine, but I like to refer to it as "taking a big throbbing black cock from behind to get over her relationship problems."  

  15. DB's Treasure 01/07/2009 08:08

    She's still hot. I don't care. 

  16. Long_Duk_Dong 01/07/2009 08:10

    TFM - she's takin it from behind and reaching back pushin the guy backwards like ..whoa mandingo..i know my ass is big but I can't handle 14"…let's stick with 9…maybe get a spacer next time you reem me…

  17. The Lord Jules 01/07/2009 08:10

    Starting to look fuckable again…

  18. Long_Duk_Dong 01/07/2009 08:11

    or one of those doughnuts for you ass..just hang it around you flagpole like cock then bang me

    uh not me….JLH

  19. snatch 01/07/2009 08:15

    I think I bought that same jacket at Urban Outfitters. Cheap bitch

  20. Long_Duk_Dong 01/07/2009 08:15

    someone should tell her ass " i will strike down with great vengence and furious anger those that attempt to poison and destroy my brothers".

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