I cannot f’ing believe that is Jessica Simpson. But it is, or it was, yesterday at a concert in Pembroke Pines, Florida for some local country radio station. Clearly since we saw her last she slayed that dragon named dignity and just spooned frosting into her mouth full time. Honest to god her appearance couldn’t have been any more shocking unless she had grown glow in the dark tentacles.
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I always knew she was pushing max density. A shame though. She wouldn’t look so bad if she weren’t still trying to dress skinny.
Fist! Damn. Thats a huge bitch!
Last row, pic 4. Bitch looks like Tammy Faye.
God shes fat again..Homo Romo must have been fucking her all day and order pizza just to keep her happy
Give her a break. Clearly she’s just prepping for the lead in “The Anna Nicole Smith Story”.
Oh, and quick memo to the celebreladies: mom jeans FTL
It’s Janet Jackson in whiteface.
I think she got a nose job too from the looks of these pictures.
Middle row, pic 4 was CLEARLY photoshopped. I got ahold of the untouched, original image here… http://i44.tinypic.com/2ajxkbl.jpg
what’s up with the granny jeans?
Her lower half seems unaffected by the excessive weight, but pic #2 was a bad one for the rolls. It’s not all her fault, this juxtaposition of seventies and eighties styles wouldn’t look good on anyone *shudder*.
Scratch that, it was pic #7.
Ah, Christ. I think it ought to be illegal to ruin a piece of ass like that. It’s like taking a crap on the Declaration of Indepence.
I’d still caulk her wagon, though.
BTW: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Caulk%20The%20Wagon
Can I get some thumbs up, please?
I would make cat litter with the sawdust of her lips.
Wow, unbelievable. How could she have ruined her body like that? I’m pretty sure her entire career was based on her having a smokin’ body. She’s gonna run out of money FAST now.
Come on guys….it’s clear she’s just happy……..
shit…happy to to suck down 6,000 callories a day…
tony must like his dingy bitches on the plump side…
“Honest to god her appearance couldn’t have been any more shocking ”
the reason why she gained the weight.
Eh, I would still fuck it. I have done worse, and it was not famous.
are u all stupid!! Romo obviously knocked her up and papa Joe is keeping it hidden b/c he hasn’t gotten the shotgun ready yet!
I’m with Terd on this one…. I wish I knew some of her songs so I could craft it into a - zing.