Jim Carrey and his girlfriend Jenny McCarthy are in Hawaii this week, tasking a well deserved break from whatever the hell it is rich people do. Jenny looks hot but Jim is really not aging well. That crazy diet he does has him looking all gaunt and crazy. Not like me. I'm a hunk, as you could probably tell by my shark tooth necklace and tiny safari shorts.
(picture source = pacific coast)
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She does look good. Her face kind of looks like that creepy old guy from Poltergeist but that would not preclude me from sticking it in her shitter.
Nothing a paper bag couldn't fix.
These are 2 perfectly normal famous people having fun on the beach. Talk about reaching
Jenny is sexy, but fucking JC would probably be more rewarding, assuming you go prison style
I remember when she was on Singled Out. Such a cutie. Jim though, wow man, you let yourself go.
Why do
attention whorescelebrities go to the beach and not go in the water?Jenny McCarthy did possibly the funniest tv interview ever, look for jenny mccarthy and bear on you tube and watch the 3rd video called bojob
Oh yeah, Whineho went in the water and that shit aint settled yet. Forgot.
Jim Carey is an inspiration to every man.
Amy Winehouse + Swimming in the ocean = Red tide
(psssst! Google 'Red Tide')
Considering JC is hand-in-hand with Jenny in Hawaii, and I am hand-in-pants alone in cool, rainy Texas, I think I just keep my mouth shut and cry…on the inside…
You too (p)rick?
Is the name CARREY really that hard to spell that it got f**ked up in the headline AND the tag?
yep, Tyrone…Texas born, Texas bred…and when I die, I'll be just as dead…
Watching Jenny on Singled Out so late on school nights helped my adolescent self get through such stressful, horny, sexual overloads. She was my socks' and bed sheets' mortal enemy.
That smile on his face says it all—I'm on a beach and I'm not with Amy Winehouse….life is good!
Yeah AT, and WTF is "tasking a well deserved break?"
Remember when Jim Carey was funny?
Morning Kiddos!!
How is the land of Durden today?
By the way…Jenny M..my god hot
Buddy, that's weird, I was just about to ask the same question about you.